Lee Cassanell

Lee is a flamboyant and brilliant writer who's contributions to thisisull.com include poetry, interviews, fiction and many articles. Page 2, Lees contributions are listed below.. Page 1, Page 2

Columns - Eel Llenassac presents Smokers Corner
	I somehow found my way to the bedroom last night where I was blessed with the presence of the Sliver Fox, The Manchurian Candidate, Cowfish and Shindig (including their every reliable roadie, Stevo Ravishing Rick Wraggs. I had a nice good old-fashioned drunken Read more...

Poetry - Ballad of a Jack and Jill By Lee Cassanell

	The glare of the hot sun explodes in my face A cigarette slow burns in takeaway waste, I lie with the lights off in party smeared threads Need coffee and OJ but can't feel my legs, The jungle was massive that's why I'm so tired Read more...

Opinions - Intolerance By Lee Cassanell

	Something is rotten in the state of Denmark according to a twisted branch of the Muslim tree, and whereas the rest of the sane world is astounded and disgusted by the ludicrous invention that is Microwavable Bacon, the Muslims have a bee in their burkas about a few pictures of the Prophet Mohammed that were innocently printed in a Danish newspaper. So incensed Read more...

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Poetry - The Aquanaut By Lee Cassanell

	A heartbreak hotel on the back streets of sin cross the road from a bar of hellfire Awakened by horns songs of champagne and blondes are the essence of all he aspires The Aquanaut swims through the excess of oil that cascade from the car pool of stars Read more...

Poetry - On The Tiles By Lee Cassanell

	When I look back at the end of my life I'll remember the night with my substitute wife In a Tavern near Cork were the locals still talk Of the Drinkers who crawled out the sea. I came to that place with a harem of hippies Read more...

Single Reviews - Single of Week - Cornershop Presents: Bubbley Kaur Topknot By Lee Cassanell
	Only in a world of George Bush and Sudanese Genocide could Busted be riding high in the Charts with the theme from Thunderbirds so in the spirit of such rampant insanity I've decided to make a little deal with you the good people of Kingston upon Hull. Every Saturday I'm going Read more...

Poetry - Confessions of a Codeine Smoker By Lee Cassanell

	I sit with spiders On Webs of Fly's In rooms of damp and squalor A coiled up spring The mist I'm in Will all clear by tomorrow Read more...

Articles - The Soundtrack of my Life: Essex Girls and Electric Warriors By Lee Cassanell
	During the mid to late seventies my mother worked in the music department at WH Smith which at that time was the place where most of Hulls record buying public purchased the latest vinyl releases. One her biggest claims to fame is that she arranged the promotional stand for a little film Read more...

Poetry - Long Green Overcoats and Late Night Holly Oakes By Lee Cassanell

	Never smoke at dinner, Never smoke at dawn, Never smoke somebody's grass or mow somebody's lawn. Never smoke your sister, Never smoke your friends, Read more...

Opinions - Divided We Fall By Lee Cassanell

	"The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are to represent and repress them" Karl Marx So Tony Blair's pledge to end poverty has taken a kick in the teeth after the news that 300,000 (or 200,000 or 100,000 depending on which paper or website you read) more children have slipped below the line. Read more...

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Opinions - Goody, Goody, Yum, Yum - Racism and Jade Goody By Lee Cassanell
	We all decry prejudice, yet are all prejudiced; Herbert Spencer The problem with racism is there is currently no well known or vicious enough word that another race can use to discriminate against white people. In fact during an extensive search of the internet the only even mildly offensive term I could find was "Honky" and if you are white and offended Read more...

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Reviews, TV - Big Brother Exposed By Lee Cassanell
	If Kittens revolution had been supported by the rest of the housemates this years Big Brother could have been one of the greatest television shows of all time. Unfortunately, due to the anaemic sailor persona and an amazing lack of charisma, the bi-sexual Che Guevara never quite managed too inspire Read more...

Poetry - Indifference By Lee Cassanell

	I don't really have an opinion Your troubles are not my concern, I can't give a toss if your football team lost Or get off on the money you earn I don't really have an opinion Your hair is all right I suppose, Read more...

The Humber Mouth 2004 - The Blockheads New Writing Festival Hull Truck Tue June 22nd by Lee Cassanell.
	Special Guest Reviewers - Jenna Jameson - Adult movie Starlet, Jesus Christ - The son of God ™ and He-Man - Master of the Universe A pale faced prostitute (Louisa Hutchinson) is torn between a sexually deviant superstore manger (Lee Green) and a Sean Connery impersonating pimp Read more...

Articles - Sunset of the Cigarette By Lee Cassanell.

	The Israelis are bulldozing Palestinian Nursery schools, bald men are getting decapitated by Muslim Radicals, American soldiers are beating and sodomising Iraqi prisoners, The Pope (God's representative on Earth ) is half dead and drooling at the mouth, the mentally disabled are being sent to the gas chambers in Texas, the average Read more...

Articles - Response To John Fareham - Flood Aid - What's It All About? By Lee Cassanell

	So I was sitting at my PC smoking a roll and reading the latest Hull Flood News when I chanced upon this little nugget from the right honourable Conservative compulsive hedge trimmer Sir John Fareham in his response to an article by the comically named Chester Draws. "I think he tries too hard to disguise his identity, but not all that successfully Read more...

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Current Affairs - Election Wars 2: Enter the Candidates by Lee Cassanell

	Starring: Diana Johnson as - The Red Baron Dennis Healy as - The Yellow Peril Martin Dean as - Captain Planet Lydia Rivlin as - The Blue Oyster Co Starring: Mo as - Jimmy Olsen Lee Cassanell as - Ronald McDonald The Chanterlands Avenue Baptist Church Mafia as - Themselves The Story so far.... Emperor Tony Blair declared war on Read more...

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Articles - Me and Bobby D

	By Lee Cassanell I know for a fact, that November 17th 2003 will be the greatest day of my life so far. On that day in a little over a month from now, I will be in the presence of my inspiration, my hero, and the one person who has had more influence on me then any other. Read more...

Coming Up - The Sidewinder Bites Back at Asylum, Hull University -Tuesday 23rd March By Lee Cassanell
	The Silver Fox read the Questions while the Gorilla threw fruit at the King Rat and I answered every single one of them like an exam cheat, grabbed the cash, knocked back my beer, and disappeared into the night one million Turkish Lira the richer. Hard to believe I know, but it really did happen no word of a lie. The mighty Sidewinder will be cooking up their own special recipe of rock at the Hull Uni Asylum Club on Tuesday March 23rd Read more...

Music Reviews - The Cribs, 10000 Things and One Lick Less at The Adelphi Tuesday 4th May 04 by Lee Cassanell
	Tea is said to have been discovered in 2737 BC by a Chinese emperor when some tea leaves accidentally blew into a pot of boiling water, and although this sounds as absurd as a nude midget wrestling match in the middle of red square, apparently it's true. I went to see a band the other night at the Adelphi called the Cribs. Read more...

Previews - Michael Gray: Bob Dylan poetry of the Blues
	By Lee Cassanell On Saturday morning I had the pleasure of interviewing Michael Gray, one of the world's leading Bob Dylan Experts. It was quite an exciting moment for me, being a Dylan fan and all, and I suppose if I'd not had the mother of all hangovers due to the previous evenings merriment, I would have been more nervous then I was. Read more...

Music Reviews - Night of the Sidewinder - Silhouette Club 24th January 04 By Lee Cassanell
	Sidewinder have the moves and the tunes to become the darlings of the Hull Music scene which is exploding with milky white talent at this present moment in time. Read more...

Current Affairs - VOTE YOU FOOLS by Lee Cassanell

	On this island ruled by a shadowy government fuelled by spin, lies, corruption and let's be honest...a bottomless pit of bullshit...it falls upon us, the little people to try and change the way things work whenever we are given the rare opportunity to write a cross on a ballot paper and vote for someone slightly less inept then the Read more...

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Reviews, Films - 300 By Lee Cassanell
	Due to the extreme cheapness of pirate DVDs it is often tempting to hand over a couple of sweaty coins to a council estate heavy at Walton Street market rather than pay six English pounds for a seat at your local cinema because that way you can smoke your lungs black, order a pizza, sit in your pants and not have to brave the uncomfortable chairs, Read more...

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Reviews, Films - Are you Passionate? By Lee Cassanell
	I recently saw The Passion of Christ; the Mel Gibson film that portrays the last 12 hours of the life of Jesus of Nazareth who Christians believe was the Messiah of ancient prophecy. The film was beautifully shot, highly stylised, Jim Caviezel born to play Old JC and it had the added bonus of Monica Bellucci Read more...

Reviews, Films - Here comes the Bride - Kill Bill Volume 2 By Lee Cassanell
	Juicy junior..real Juicy.. Joe Cabot (Reservoir Dogs) For those of you who've been holidaying on the sun for the past few months, Kill Bill is the latest offering from Quentin Tarantino who as far as I'm concerned is the most important and influential director of the last Read more...

Reviews, Films - Bring me Sunshine - Eternal sunshine of a spotless Mind By Lee Cassanell
	I believe that it's much easier to make people laugh than it is to make them cry and if you look back over all the films you've seen in your life, I'll wager that the ones you shed tears over are your secret favourites. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is one of those movies and although I wasn't quite blubbing like Read more...

Poetry - Care less? & No Matter By Lee Cassanell

	No matter what you do No matter who you are, No matter if you play the fool or even play guitar. No matter if you talk to trees and they don't answer back, No matter if your Girlfriend leaves or you don't pot the black, Read more...

Poetry - You can take the boy out of the council estate... By Lee Cassanell

	Pass me a chocolate, Make mine a tea. Eyes on the tele Plate on your knee. Kids in the garden Shirts in the wash Caring if Beckhams cheating on Posh. Read more...

Poetry - Chip Shop Woman by Lee Cassanell

	On Fridays and Mondays And some times on Sundays I enter your chamber of grease, The waft of your Haddock Lures me from my paddock To lands of chip butties and cheese. Read more...

Poetry - Born 1979

	by Lee Cassanell I could not be more obvious, It echoes from my eyes, I'm always semi conscious, I can't help telling lies. My father was a butcher, My mother easy meat, I strolled the streets of childhood, With sandals on my feet. Read more...

	Poetry - The Last Cigarette. by Lee Cassanell There's a place I once knew That no longer exists, But I still smell its smoke in my hair Read more...

Poetry - For those who lay dying.
	by Lee Cassanell Sign me up I'm off to war I want to kill and fight Please drop me on that desert floor Let me join the side of right Read more...