Christianity: A 21st century perspective Part Two by Lee Cassanell Previous Part One.

A man comes home from a hard day at the workshop. He's been sanding down piano's and varnishing table tops from dawn until dusk, now all he wants to do is sit down in his armchair and watch the football with a tin of Big Soup and a can of beer. There's no chance of him getting a shag, he's been married to his wife for years but she keeps putting off 'putting out' , so the least he can expect is his tea on the table and a cold tin of Shepherds brew waiting for him when he gets home.

Tonight however, that humble carpenter will go hungry. He'll be told by his wife that an Angel of the lord had visited her earlier in the afternoon and proclaimed that she had been chosen to carry and give birth to the son of God, who she will name Jesus Christ. More than enough to put a man off his Minestrone

This is the life of Joseph of Nazareth, who for my money is the ultimate unsung hero of bible, and yet at the same time, perhaps the most gullible man ever to hold a hack saw.

Let's look at the evidence, starting with Joseph's lovely...if morally loose wife Mary In the end it comes down to simple common sense. Either, some backwater bint living in the slums of Nazareth was chosen by Almighty God to be the Mother of his only son Jesus, the saviour of mankind and Godfather of Street Magic. Or She was knocked up by a Moustache sporting Camel Herder and didn't have the tit's to tell Old Joseph that she was nothing more then a two bit tea towel wearing Ho. continued below

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Christianity: A 21st century perspective (Part Two) continued by Lee Cassanell

Let's look at it another way a) Mary was told by an 'ANGEL' from 'HEAVEN'...that she was to bear 'GOD's' child b) She's a bloody lying tart I reckon she sat for hours trying to think of an excuse for getting 'up the duff'', and after considering, rape, alien abduction, and being impregnated by the ghost of Elvis...she decided that her only chance of getting away with it was the Immaculate Conception.

You can't blame a girl for trying though. She was backed into a corner and needed a way out. How was she to know that for the next two thousand years people, would be tortured, maimed and murdered on the strength of that little white lie?

Its Joseph we should blame for the misery that Christianity has inflicted on the Human race, if he was any kind of man he'd have flipped her over like a burger on a hotplate during the wedding night and made damn sure that the Virgin Mary was a Virgin no more.

As soon as she span him the yarn about the Holy pregnancy he should have grabbed a stick, given her a good old fashioned Wife Beating and marched her skinny ass down to the Abortion hut quicker then you can say ' Jezebel' Just thinking about that, Joe must have been going at it hammer and tongs in his tool shed and I'm not just talking about Carpentry. The guy never got laid, ever!

He was probably whacking himself off like somebody not right, that stain on his Yashmack wasn't wood glue if you know what I mean? So, what have we discovered? Well it all depends, if you're a Christian you've found out that the mother of you're faith was a lying, unfaithful, slut and Joseph was nothing more then a serial masturbator who never had the spuds to stand up for himself.

Whereas if you don't believe in all that Catholic hocus pocus I hope it's confirmed to you how absolutely god damn stupid the entire story is in the first place.

Angels, Infidelity and Virgin births... whatever next? Grown men starving themselves in Perspex boxes??!! Until next time friends, remember... Only the God's know for sure...

Continued soon on www.thisistheworld.com......

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