What Do I Know Anyway? by Jamie Mcgarry
Reviewed By Steve Rudd
Writing poetry is a painstaking craft, and it's clear from the outset that Scarborough-based
Jamie McGarry spends a lot of time in perfecting his poems.
An award-winning poet at a young age, Jamie recently unleashed What Do I Know Anyway? - a wry look at life in the twenty-first century.
Consisting of twenty-nine superb poems which are spread over seventy-five pages, there
really is something for everybody in this, Jamie's astounding debut collection of work
that's been published through Village Press.
Cleverly wearing his influences on his sleeve, his love for John Hegley's work is
especially apparent in the charming For Worms' and then a little later on when the
abrupt One Leg Less tickles the highly amusing A Farewell To Sense.
There's certainly no denying that Jamie McGarry has got a way with words, wisely opting to be self-deprecating when he best sees fit. Reading his work, it's immediately obvious to the reader that Jamie knows he's got talent, and yet he doesn't boast about it.
His sense of meter and rhyme are extraordinary, and many of his poems pack a real emotional
punch come their final line. Themes range from the mundane nature of working nine-to-five
as a Christmas Temp in a retail environment (read the collection's opening poem
Three Letters and prepare to weep with laughter) to the way in which far too many
people take their loved ones for granted, as evidenced in the cutting Landed:
'Just wake her, and tell her
you love her, for once,
and buy her some flowers
when you've landed.'
Jamie also regularly alludes to what he describes as 'the dramatic unfairness of life,' with the affecting Ten delicately chronicling how people often grow apart as they grow up.
While a palmful of Jamie's poems are extremely short (take Outlooks and On Failure for
instance), two poems in particular stand head and shoulders above all others.
First and foremost, the magnificent Solitary takes an intimate peek into the work-anchored
life and times of Hannah Hauxwell, an amazing woman who for many years lived a lonely life on her own in the High Pennines. Describing the routine of her days in incredible detail, Jamie manages to weave a moving portrait of a woman who has inspired many people over the years since the legendary Too Long A Winter documentary - in which she prominently featured alongside her beloved livestock - was first broadcast.
Solitary is an epic in its own right, yet A Christmas Poem manages
to eclipse even that in terms of length and scope: 'Time doesn't go forward, you know... it rotates! It's just that we're USED to the spin.'
Although Jamie was born in Norwich, it's fair to say he's been around a bit in his twenty years, having spent time in Wales and Yorkshire, too.
He might be currently living and studying in Scarborough, where he's set poems such
as South Bay Sunrise, but he lived in Driffield for a fair number of years where he
was inspired to write a poem about how his time in 'The Capital of The Wolds' was
simply time spent in transit between other places.
Appropriately entitled Driffield, it's yet another sterling example of his ability to
manipulate all manner of subjects into peculiar forms, thus ensuring that his readers
can never have any inkling of where his work might take them.
Still, it's his poems about people that really hit home, with a chance encounter in
Strangers bound to strike a chord with anybody who has ever silently sat beside
somebody on a train and wondered what might happen were they to speak; where the
conversation might lead, and how it could quite possibly change their life for better or for worse.
Similarly, the heartbreaking Twenty contemplates how the intricacies of a relationship
might alter over the course of two decades. Truth be told, it's one of the most
devastating poems in the collection.
As debut collections come and go, What Do I Know Anyway? is a breathtaking piece of work. It's also a work of art.
It's heartening to know that, while many students prefer to spend their spare-time at university hitting the Students' Union bar as hard as they can, some students love nothing more than finding a piece of a paper and a pen, and writing to their heart's content.
Jamie McGarry strikes me as one such person, and the world of poetry is all the better for him.
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European cinema has a substantial post-war tradition of coming to terms with, exploring or challenging 20th Century fascism and, in particular, Germany's uneasy goose-stepping heritage, its subsequent national 'identity crisis', and its more recent spasms of political unrest.
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Reviews, Books - The Mermaid Chair by Tony Flynn Reviewed by Tim Roux
In 1980, Tony Flynn published A Strange Routine, a compelling
map to his terrain of loss - the loss of his mother, of his wife, of his child,
of his past. Twelve years later, his Body Politic came out, another outright
masterpiece, this time including an extended mourning for the victims of state repression.
It has been sixteen years since then,
Reviews, Arts - November 08 - All Systems Go: Red Gallery Group Show By Philip Wincolmlee-Barnes
According to their publicity (and not counting numerous one-off live events and screenings) this
is the gallery's 108th exhibition. This certainly shows my age, as I've been involved with the
space in one capacity or another for over ten years now.
Not that there appears to be much in the way of personal wear and tear over this time: I still
get asked for ID in public houses and in off licences.
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PortEst (Red Gallery, Sept/Oct) was an exhibition by three Estonian artists -
Jane Remm, Piret Peil and Minna Hint - in which the theme of portraiture was subjected to a variety of treatments in different media, making for a diverse and captivating presentation.
Francis Bacon used to say (usually whilst somewhat addled) that he was trying to
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Contemporary Art: either you're 'out' or you're 'in'. Either you 'get' the somewhat jaundiced,
laconically ironic stance of much of this work - you know, of how we're living in a post
modern world bereft of a single 'grand narrative' - or you remain nonplussed at the
often obtuse outpourings of these 'so-called artists'. And many of them don't even
have proper jobs (whatever one of those might be...).
Reviews, Theatre - Johnny Comes Home at St Columbas, Drypool By Richard Axford
It's not usual to give the ending away when writing a theatre review, but in this case you will
forgive such crassness. Credo Arts Community have produced an excellent follow up to their last
After a piece based around death and loyalty, this time they explore the pangs of despair
surrounding family breakdown, and the various responses to resolution of the problem.
Reviews, Theatre - Tuesday 3rd June 08 - Dolly at Hull New Theatre By Steve Rudd
A Rockman Music production, this grand old celebration of the glamourous
life and times of Country legend Dolly Parton pulls out all the stops to entertain. Even on the opening night of its debut UK tour, the show drew a huge crowd of Dolly fans who were in the mood for singing and clapping along to all her best-known hits.
Reviews, Books - Here, Bullet by Brian Turner Reviewed by Michelle Dee
Here, Bullet is as startling as it is direct.
The anthology of poems written by the multi award-winning U.S. war
veteran Brian Turner uncovers the landscape of the war in Iraq with
unswerving honesty and importantly he writes from a non-political viewpoint.
Brian Turner saw active service for seven years which included leading an
Infantry Team in Iraq with the 3rd Stryker Brigade Combat Team, 2nd
Infantry Division in November 2003.
Reviews, Theatre - Wednesday 19th March 08 - The Bat Trilogy at Hull New Theatre By Steve Rudd Photos by Matt Rudd
Back in black and ready to rock the venue from the rafters to its foundations,
Steve Steinman vaulted into an epic rendition of Life is A Lemon without delay,
the incredible power of his vocal delivery reaching the row furthest from the stage with ease.
I should know: that's where I was sat, yet the sights and sounds even from back there were to be savoured.
Having mimicked Meatloaf for almost twenty years now, Steve Steinman's
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Pulling out all the stops to put on an electrifying show, Steve Steinman and
his hard-rocking entourage pulled into Scarborough on what was a freezing
Fortunately, fans of Steve and his Bat Trilogy tour showed up in their
droves, crowding into The Futurist to witness one of the first shows of
his new tour... and with some scandalously talented
Reviews, Out of Town - Wednesday 6th February 08 - Open Mic Night at The Locomotive Inn, York By Michelle Dee
A bit of a thisisUll gang night out this one, with CillaUberwebfuhrer,
Jane Fozzy Foster
and Michellethe scribeDee. Representing Ull tonight Joejust got signedHakim and
mad as a bicycleWatts.
Our trip out to York began with a vicious nasal assault, as we got stuck behind a
fertilizer tractor just before Market Weighton. In the back of the car it smelt as
though a rat
Reviews, Cinema - VUE HD Digital Cinema, Princes Quay By Dave Fox
I feel a bit of a naughty writing this, considering my friend is running the new cinema
in St Steven's Square (sorry Sal) but I am so impressed with Vue, the new cinema on
the top deck of the Princes Quay.
I've just recently got into the High Definition at home with Blue Ray and HD TV so
I was buzzing when I heard about a brand
Reviews, Events - Wednesday 19th December 07 - Off The Road at The Adelphi By Michelle Dee
Jane Foster opened the show by taking a traditional Christmas poem and bringing it right up to date.
So 'Twas The Night Before Christmas was set on a decrepit council estate with characters more attuned to Christmas spirits rather than the spirit of Christmas.
Jane delivered the five minute piece with a cool ease and her references to local
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Overcome with the pressures of a changing work place and his growing lust, Wallace starts to overheat.
Feeling guilty and angry, his relationship with
Reviews, Theatre - Saturday 13th October 07 - Vampires Rock at Hull New Theatre By Steve Rudd
It's safe to say that Steve Steinman is one of the hardest-working singers and performers in the UK.
No sooner did he finish his Bat Trilogy tour on the brink of summer, and he was getting back to
grips with his other great show - Vampires Rock - in anticipation for the current Autumn tour
that's sweeping up and down the country in style.
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Reviews - Thursday 20th September - Poetry And Music - ThisisUll At Babylon Bar, Cleethorpes By Michelle Dee
Having missed so many of Joe Hakim's recent out of town dates (Harrogate, Camden,
Southend) I was sure as hell not going to miss this one over the river in Cleethorpes.
He was joined by Mike Watts who has recently been accompanying Joe on his excursions
and flying the spoken word banner himself somewhat.
Also supporting Joe on this rare
Reviews, Events - Wednesday 22nd August Off The Road Poetry Performance Music Adelphi Club
Got in to this late due to being on the radio so first off apologies to all the acts I missed.
I'm quite sure you were brilliant and zany in that order. To be honest I have it on good
authority that performance poet Mike Watts who opened the show was indeed all that you can
read more of his poems in the poetry section on this site.
I also know having seen his zany act at Umber Gob Part 1, that
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Hull's brand new comedy sketch group ThereplicagooseEgg had just over a week to prepare for this,
their first ever live show produced by Carnival 69 and they didn't disappoint a packed
Even though not one of their 4 members had ever had any stand-up experience, their unique,
clever, yet twisted approach to comedy carried them through, with a little help from Masked Dan.
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Tonight the Theatre Royal is packed with theatre-goers eager to see just how Tolkien's voluminous tale
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Reviewed By Nick Quantrill
Writing successful novels about music or bands is a notoriously difficult thing to do,
and something that rarely succeeds.
Step forward Daniel Mayhew to prove the exception to the rule with his debut,
which tells the tale of Serpico, the band formed by flatmates, Reilly and Jacob,
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The game was very enjoyable and I think that the game was created for 6-12 year olds.
The playability of the game was extremely good but on the other hand I did not understand on how
to play the game because I could not find any instructions.
The game is about an alien attack that brain washes one of Mr. Smoozles' friends and kidnaps another.
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Eddie Tate. Volunteering his brother for a Tate job, Mickey is introduced to Eddie's sister
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It was a Monday and after a cruel weekend of amphetamine abuse and barely legal sex, all I wanted to do was to slip into a Night Nurse induced coma and dream of Monica Bellucci's backside. However my rat bastard agent informed me that unless I
produced a theatre review within the next 24 hours, he was going to stop paying my liquor bills and feed me to the poor and so it was,
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distinctive style that combines fact with fiction to boil down the
story to its true essence. Previously tackling the Yorkshire Ripper
investigation in his Red Riding quartet, and the miners' strike in
GB84, this time Peace turns his attention to Brian Clough's turbulent
44 day reign of Leeds United
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who described it as, one of the books you just have to experience before you die.
Now, after reading it for myself, I have to agree.
Perfume is a bildungsroman (a novel of education), which tells
the story of Grenouille who is born into the slums of
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