Friday 30th June - Galloway Trucking in Hull (1/8) By Martin J Deane George Galloway Photographs by Ben Gurevitch

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George Galloway, MP for Tower Hamlets in East London played Spring Street Theatre, Hull on Friday. Despite introducing himself as having spent 6 hours in the back of a car suffering from food poisoning he delivered an entertaining, insightful and though-provoking show. Here is a flavour of it! It's not verbatim but from notes so any errors are my own!

Two cheeks I know that we are competing with the World Cup - so it's good to see so many here tonight! Some say politics is show business for ugly people but I wouldn't know anything about that! I'll start by saying what I won't be talking about tonight ... I won't be making any jokes about Blair and Brown being two cheeks of the same arse! This is Paris for me! Hull has a reputation for being tough - but you don't know where I come from!

In Glasgow, my wife went to buy some tights. The salesman asked what size head is if for?!... Up there, the goods on the shelves have a "steal by" date ... A gang broke into the local zoo there and got into the area with the dangerous animals. The security guards find them and ask them "What do you think you are doing here!? What about the lions?!" And they said "We aren't gonna touch your fuckin' lions!" - So this is Paris for me!

America's oil lies under other countries And I won't be talking about America either, at least not about hating America, which I don't. Nor of Donald Rumsfeld, despite his famous quote not long ago when he said It's not our fault America's oil lies under other countries. ... It's true! I'm not making this up! If you think our media is bad

If you think our media is bad then you haven't seen theirs. But just like over here, over there, in America, you will find the great mass of people have views that don't differ that much from our own. There is concern about the world, there is concern about poverty and the gap between rich and poor, about war and peace .... Like every serial killer there ever was Now we have George W. Bush hearing voices - like every serial killer there ever was. God told George Bush you have to strike Afghanistan - so he did. You have got to strike Iraq - so he did. Maybe God will be so obliging to the American project that he mentions Iran next. Maybe...

I have believed in Labour All my life I have believed in Labour. Everything good in this country has been achieved by Labour. In 1894, Keir Hardie argued that the Liberal Party was representing the factory owners and the middle class. He stood against them. They did not represent the working people. Hardie went on to found the Labour Party to represent the working class.

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