The Hell-ection - King Rats Common Sense Guide to The Bastards in Charge contd

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UKIP (formerly the kilroy silk experience) Europe the root of all evil. Italy's Mussolini, Austria's Hitler, France's France. Actually I hate europe as an institution as well. One minute I'm measuring my horse in hand spans the next in eurons. My name is now "King misunderstood mouse" I can no longer eat black pudding and I'm ruled by Belgians - SHIT! RESPECT PARTY Eh! Big up me bee-atches aye.

SOCIALIST LABOUR Much as I am at heart a true socialist the hell-bent administration of a socialist labour government would ave us bankrupt by teatime, begging by bedtime and slaving away in underground communist salt mines by dawn.

LEGALISE CANNABIS PARTY All I'll say is Bill and Ted versus Rufus. There is a reason people in suits are in charge it's because they are neither dudes, trippers or prone to the frequent use of the word "yeah". So to summarise, they're all a worthless, pointless bunch of bastards. So vote for me King Rat, I may not be the most qualified man for the job but I'll give your girlfriend a decent sized election. Happy voting!!!

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