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Last Updated: 21/07/2008 16:07:16
My Poem To Parliament
By Paul England

This poem is for parliament
to tell you what I think
you're a set of lazy cunts
who do nowt but sweat and stink

you open all your mouths
and all I smell is shit
don't tell me I'm a fool
I heard my teacher quit

you say this country's great
yeah! if you're coming from Iraq
or if you need a fucking needle
to kill yourself on smack

or if you need a crisis loan
to buy more fucking drugs
they give the bum your cash
so who's the fucking mugs

they can find Sadam Hussein
but can't catch the fucking crooks
instead they dish out tickets
that just fucking sucks

there's violence in the street
as sirens scream aloud
while they dress in our Versace
debating loud and proud

what a fucking joke
that's what I think of parliament
with two fingers in the air
Paul England's talking blunt.

Copyright ©2008  Paul England
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