On Getting A Mate A Job By Mike Watts

He reckons life was wonderful When he was on the dole When he had fuck all. Well now it's a mess Because there's even less He's never any dosh Got a prick for a boss Pays mental nursery fees Worries about M.O.T's And grabs an hour every night Because the money's shite. And he's got me to thank For a wage in the bank Not worth a wank.

Copyright © 2007  Mike Watts

Poetry - Then, There Will Be No Hope (VT Massacre) By Del Abe Jones.

	If we don't change the way we do And learn to do what we don't If we can't each, honor ourselves It's a sad fact that others won't And there will be no hope! If life isn't treated sacredly Read more...

Poetry - I Hope You Know By Lee Cassanell

	The Jews are killing gentiles And the world is run by reptiles Queen Elizabeth herself Is such a snake There are UFO's in Roswell All philosophy is causal Read more...

Poetry - Head Gone By Joe Hakim

My head's gone, packed its case and left. My head's gone, don't know when I'll see it next. My head's gone, it's off to parts unknown.    Read more...

Poetry - Was Hitler Misunderstood? By The Grunt People Collective.

	Question: Was Hitler misunderstood? Was all he wanted, to do good? Protect his people me and you From the people trying to Blow us up and chop us down burn our children to the ground Kill the people, who just might His methods sure may be extreme Read more...

Poetry - Girl You're A Real Man Now and Take Me Down Your Stream By The Grunt People Collective.

	Being one and the same Girls got nothing to gain Fro' tryin' to be a man Tryin' to be a man Lovers feel no pain Rattlesnake in water Read more...

Poetry - Antipodes By Carol Coiffait

	When you went away the temperature dropped by four degrees. Clouds conspired to hide all trace of blue. The bird-box produced three dead coal tits and every sparrow changed its tune. I sent your birthday gift Read more...

Poetry - Underground And Inside By Andrew Wastling.

	We are the Diggers and we are Jerusalem, We are Robin Hood's outlaws with nowhere To run to. We are Freedom and the scent in the air, Of Gerrard Winstanley and Wat Tyler's heirs. We are not broken for Read more...

Poetry - - Southern European Fashionistas By Laura Fry

Southern European fashionistas They really do my head in With their snotty manner and ten-inch stilettos That no-one in their right mind would be seen dead in Trying to get a smile on their faces Is like trying to jump a ten-metre hurdle Read more...

Poetry - Means To An End By Del Abe Jones.

	Some will say, People for Peace Who only want the War to end Are bad for the Troops morale And the wrong message to send. But, who more than those Troops Would like to come home to stay Read more...

Poetry - Navajo Code Talkers By Del Abe Jones.

	In May of Nineteen forty-two The first of those Talkers came to be At Camp Pendleton, California They formed that special "Dictionary". During the First World War When the Choctaw was used some Read more...

Poetry - The Gateway To The Soul By Laura Fry

They say that the eyes say it all The gateway to the soul, that either repels or enthrals You know almost immediately that he is the one The love that you feel for him is second to none You know that he is the one When the most boring of tasks can Read more...

Poetry - Walking To Campus In Winter By Sam Earp

Walking to campus I longed for You Through veiled eyes, In knotted trees, I tried to rustle From leafless branches Truth's void asylum...    Read more...

Poetry - The Likes Of You And Me By Del Abe Jones.

	I just hope all the People Find some Logic in their Heart And use their Minds a little bit Well now, that would be a Start! I hope they see the Voting Booth As a place to show their Will Read more...

Poetry - Night Fishing By Mike Watts
	Buzzing in the heat of clubber's breath My senses pinball from arse to arse As they shake and crash around me. Stilettoed feet shuffle and stamp As I scan an electric duo Boogieing beneath skirts Read more...

Poetry - Sales Pitch From Personality Suits Inc. - The Quickest and Easiest Way To a Guaranteed New You (Results may vary) By Joe Hakim

Get yourself a new personality suit for each day of the week, an instantaneous freak, just add water and give no quarter in your attempt to    Read more...

Poetry - The Physics Of Fireworks By Lee Cassanell

	Everything burnt before matches were purchased Love falls apart in a room fully furnished Lies kiss our cheeks and pour wine in our glasses Eyes on the sky see the future in splashes She sits in the mist as the jester mulls over The words on his lips and Read more...

Poetry - And a Latter Day Tale of Slavery to Political Correctness The Abuse of Human Rights By Carol Coiffait

	Dear Mr. Wilberforce, A young man is cast out of your city of Hull, Sir like a common felon because his time is up and his face doesn`t fit, an arbitrary judgement as I think you would admit. In all the best fairy tales, the hero works hard in a humble job for seven years, Read more...

Poetry - Mozart's Last Stand By Lee Cassanell

	I never died on that Viennese day I crawled out of the pit, shook the lime from my hair Said a prayer for the souls of whose bodies lay bare In the blood and the mud of their pauperish graves I would not pray again For no God would allow Read more...

Poetry - Ben By Laura Fry

The little things that mean so much The reassurance of your kisses Tender sensations at your touch The eternal thrill of being called Mrs Used and deceived so many times Destitute and broken-hearted Read more...

Poetry - Jazz Hands By Lee Cassanell

	See the weight of the world in the breath of a girl puffing rolled cigarettes by the wayside She's a slip of a thing but Oh Lord she can sing any song for a piece of your change. I saw her last week with my tongue in my cheek I said 'What would you do for a fiver'? She replied with a wink Read more...

Poetry - Mummy Dearest By Maurice Fairfield
	The pretty little butterflies Are dancing o'er the waterfall The little birds are tweeting And the baby lambs are bleating And from a little way away I hear the sound of kids at play Oh what a lovely lovely day Read more...

Poetry - The Youngest Apple of my Eye Shaun Heesom
	It broke my heart to hear you cry The youngest apple of my eye Don't be so deep for it's inside you weep While your young brave face stays dry I've loved you since the day you were born And every day hence that you have grown You're in my soul but most of all Read more...

Poetry - Fallen Angel By Shaun Heesom
	On a virtual site, of a cattle market style I once saw a vision with a Mona Lisa smile Her hand reached out to my visual screen And slapped me in the face for what I'd seen She bared her soul to an unseen crowd And asked for understanding right out loud To take her to our hearts warts and all Read more...

Poetry - The Torturers Apprentice By Lee Cassanell

	Crack goes the whip and the innocents blink As the masochists crawl to the bar man A girl looks him over but he see right through her And knows she would fuck up his Karma. Lips part to speak but the word on the street is that everyone's Read more...

Poetry - Let's Call Her Crystal Now By Joe Hakim

Bump into a girl I used to go to school with in town, she used to be called JXXXX- let's call her Crystal now. When we see each other    Read more...