Fun and Games By Mike Watts

1:07 am I'm battling the shits And an agony so intense I feel as though rats Are tearing their way Out of me I double over and clutch My shins God ugly grimaces Distorting my face As another burst Of raspberry's ricochet Beneath me Three hours Of up and down On and off With a concentrated burning That is now untouchable I rewind It could have been That poached egg! That Kiwi fruit! Ooooh chrrrist! It could have been Anything! And as I erupt again - I dream of crawling Ten miles with toothache To have my balls removed Of creosoting half a mile Of fence on my day off Of wrestling a testicle hungry Pit-bull that has just shredded My cat Of every horror imaginable That I'd much rather Be doing Than this.

Copyright Mike Watts 2009

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