Stop Me And Buy One By Lee Cassanell

His gigantic cone Caught the light of my eyes I was five nearly six When he parked up outside And I knew from that day That it's not a bad life When the sun's on your face And the rays melt the sky, When the man in the van Chimes his tune on the street And you walk home content Holding two Funny Feet If your mam's feeling flush We'll have Fabs for a change Or a big 99 With an extra large flake, Cider lollies and Zooms When our friends come to play

And a lone Mr Freeze If your dad's not been paid, We would feast once a month On a Screwball or three And the kid in old clothes Got a cornet for free Everyone asked for sauce With a sprinkle of nuts And our knees shared the marks Of old grazes and mud, When the man drove away We would wave from the kerb Where we sat in a row With our toes in the dirt In those days long before We wore suit ties and skirts Licking flavoured ice cream With no care in the world.

Copyright © Lee Cassanell 2006

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