I © Hitler By Lee Cassanell

Not a good Man or Saint But the Bastard could Paint And his Moustache was pruned to perfection He had funny ideas About Jew boys and Queers But his one ball maintained an erection He came over all Ill When he saw his Gas Bill Was a few deutschmarks more than his booty When he ran out of buttons It was him or the Russians And I'm damn sure who I'd pick to shoot me. Not a Prophet or Pope Were the Germans on dope When he dragged them to war by their ankles? Now a Nazi salute Doesn't seem quite as cute From a skin headed Aryan vandal, But in days of despair Who would stand up and swear On a man who tells tales of redemption? If your wine glass was dry Would you lie down and die Or follow fascist flags without question? Not an angel or Priest So he slept with his Niece And he cross bred a Horse with a with gypsy Can we rub out his sins? We've all done stupid things After ten pints of beer and a whisky, Yes he wasn't all quid Everything that he did Was immoral! Outrageous! And ghastly... It just wouldn't seem right Singing Here comes the Reich And not Bob Janice Rod Or Rick Astley... So I guess that I'm wrong And the name of this song Should be Hitler: Dictator or Dickhead... But that wouldn't be fun So I'm loving the Hun Just because it feels good being wicked

Copyright ©2005  Lee Cassanell

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