Bernard Cribbins - a Disturbing Psychological Study By Kingrat

Bernard Cribbins collected ribbons He stored them on a glass bottomed boat Bernard Cribbins collected ribbons They were eaten by a man-eating stoat Now some of you may find this rather amusing, but some of these ribbons had been cribbinses family heirlooms for many a generation. Bernard Cribbins who collected ribbons Searched high and low for the stoat Bernard Cribbins who lost his ribbons Grabbed his knife and his coat A lot of readers may think this a little over the top, for the destruction of a few tattered pieces of cloth. WELL YOURE WRONG. Bernard Cribbins mourning his ribbons Cornered the stoat in a barn Bernard Cribbins blinded by Ribbons Believe me he didn't give a damn Enraged by the loss of close personal items, who can blame him. This gives reason to rage in modern society, which I think last summers blockbuster the hulk totally missed. Bernard Cribbins without his ribbons Cursed the stoat and his kin Bernard Cribbins gonna cut to ribbons That weasel-faced, goat-fisting, shit-eating, son of a donkey's...... Maybe all Bernard did have a few problems

Bernard contemplates his moment of madness.

© 2004 Kingrat

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