Hot Date (For Better For Worse) By Katherine Horrex

Seated in the restaurant with a pleasant Window view, brown eye to blue And not really conversing, What with it all being covered already, But sort of rehearsing the motions: Work is a pain, I've a meeting tomorrow- Respectfully phatic (we're married, you know) Until the lasagne arrives. It's alright, although the meat is a little Chunky and gristled- A lot like your jaw is these days. Still, there's little point in my complaining As my feet are now cheesy and bristled.

Copyright © 2006  Katherine Horrex

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