Take a Break and Savour a Tsunami .. By Jenny Ross

Weddings and grandchildren, biscuits and pets (Divorce and brats, obesity and vets...) Serial killers, transvestite husbands, (Bearded van drivers, strange long-haired busmen) Sights from beyond the grave, twins reunited, (Editor desperate, reporter near-sighted) Help, I'm an alien! Honest, I am!! (I'm so fucking sick of deleting this spam) Hey there, T.A.B! We may have a STORY!! (Hang on a minute, I've got morning glory!)

You'll never guess what? There's been a tsunami! (Just hang on a min til I've slapped me salami...) No, honest mate, it's a fucking big wave! (Oh shit, I suppose I'll to get up and shave) Hey, people have died - men, children, grannies! (That's all very well, but were any of them trannies?) Oh come on, there must be a leader in this? (Oh ok, then mate - let me finish this piss) We could ask the survivors just how they felt! (As long as they're speaking from below the belt) Wow mate well done, we've got the front page! (The first and last time that I get a good wage...)

Copyright ©2004  Jenny Ross

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