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Poetry
When all of You are Dead and Gone
By John Crooks, MRCVS, Beverley.

John Crooks, a former president of the British Veterinary Association, frequently called on Don Wilson's services to dart dangerous or unmanageable animals. He composed this poem for his friend and colleague, Donald Wilson.
When all of you are dead and gone
They'll still tell tales of Immobilon Don
So settle down - fill your glasses, of course
And I'll tell you the tale of the unlucky horse.

Everyone was helpless, the owner upset
No one could catch it, not even the vet
Ever since he went out, in the spring of the year
They couldn't get near him and thought it was fear
But the crafty old equine, it wasn't just fear
He was blowed if anyone was going to get near
For saddles or bridles were not to his taste
Nor galloping, nor jumping, nor unseemly haste

Lots of grass, lots of sleeping and nothing to do
While other poor ponies could wait in a queue
For snotty nosed kids in pony club hats
Instructed by colonels in breeches and spats
His name was a legend, like Churchill or Beckett
Or Engler or Amin or Sir James Reckitt
Don loaded his darts, Don loaded his gun
Shooting horses with Immobilon is skilfully done

I'll soon put a stop to this ridiculous farce
Out flew the dart, slap into the arse
The horse leapt forward, brushed past an alder
Staggered and swayed and fell into the Calder
The river was fast and the river was deep
And Immobilon induces a most rapid sleep
As they pushed out a boat Don stood in the bow
He's just about out, put a rope round him now

There's a legend at Reckitts that Don never missed
Bullocks, camels or horses, sober or p...d
It's true, cardiac arrest was occasionally found
But this was the first PM finding Found drowned

© John Crooks - 2004

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Do not depend on the wind,
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Brush the glitter
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Emptiness vast and lonely.
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Sad as a song created by old Woody G.,
Who long searched the home of the brave for the land of the free,
But found it's only left deep inside you and me.

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