VOICES FROM DEEP INSIDE THE WELLY By YOU the sweaty sexed up Superstars And Michelle Dee

This is the first Peoples Review on the site and a first for me also. It's your chance to read what everyone thought about Harmar as told too little me word for word. Almost, a little trimming of the language was called for otherwise my P.C. wont be P.C. anymore, it's already gone a shade crimson.. I hope you enjoy you lucky bunnies

First the LADIES

Erm preferred the projected image rather than the real thing. (but is anything better than the real thing?) Real good for showing his fat hairy belly, be true to your fat hairy belly (wise words from this sage-like goddess heed her well guys)

It was cool (yes very cool, chilled to minus forty then dipped in ice cream covered with nuts and .. ooh bite me, bite me!) You wanna fxxk Harmar he's got it all going on, I've probably had him cos I slept with someone who shagged Kate Moss. Pull up to my bumper baby. (he got it going on and then some honey) He's got nice pants; I'd like to lick him. (there's no accounting for TASTE!)

More seating in the lounge but apart from that it's been great. (absolutely and a couple of divans then we can have a sleepover, a night club where you don't have to walk home, it's the way forward) I have grossly misjudged him I came out of curiosity to see his fat white wobbly body but he fxxking rocked! (curiosity pays off again)

Now the LADS

Fxxking the bxllxcks (well I couldn't see his bxllxcks but if you say so..) Fxxking excellent (he was, he wibbled he wobbled he spun around) Fantastico (I guess that's positive) The fxxking best just like it says on the tin (rub him in, polish him up and he shines all night)

Fxxking awesome a true sex god his most sexual performance he has almost converted me. (almost?) I should have stuck to Bourbon (I think perhaps you should..play it again Sam.) Harmar damn good, damn good (ahh so you thought he was damn good?)

Middle aged fat balding man shocked at how he commanded a crowd. (a lesson to us all my guitar wielding friend) He's shxt absolutely wxxk (well I can't be seen to be unbalanced, a little unhinged maybe) It was hotter than hell! (it was, thanks for helping me loose a few pounds..) Sound engineer needs shooting, bass player hot snax (she was vey vey cute, loved her hair mmm lush as for the drummer, you would. You wouldn't? You'd be mad not to.)

I have worked doing the sound all night it was hard work and hot but it was good (hey you wanna shoot that guy above you I think he had something to say about the sound). I blame my parents! (I blame your parents too)

He was fxxxing Amazing It was Ibiza when he played Power Lunch.. He has the sexiest body and can also shake his bootie better than Beyonce..you haven't lived till you taste his sweat..(mmm syrupy) I heard he was a showman and I wasn't disappointed Thanx for signing my Cd You're the best xxxx (Harmar not little me) Many thanks to Bob and Graham, always Sweet never Sour, for a top night and for keeping all us bunnies safe. Great job guys.

Photographs courtsey and Copyright © Elsie 2004 and © Lomas 2004

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