The Moaning Bulldog Breed. By Engelbert De'Moaner

I must admit I'm just as prone to moaning as the next person; God it's raining again; It's too damn hot; What, they've put the price of fags up again! So what! Who cares? Just stop bloody moaning! Even if you or I do moan what good is it going to do any of us? We never do anything about anything at all!

We take life for granted and what morsel of life's luxuries are thrown our way we take them and run off to enjoy it before the guarantee's run out, then we start to moan again because it's finally broken and no longer works. It's a pity we can't take out an extended guarantee on our mouths so when they get tired we just take them back and get them replaced.

Some are dreamers and sit on their behinds waiting for the day when everything falls into their laps. Then there are the workers who gladly go to work because they enjoy it, then there are those who go to work and hate every second of it but because it's part of life's necessities. Like they say Shit Happens and there's not a damn thing we can do about it, if something's going to happen then just sit back and accept it, no matter what it is because once you accept that life is unpredictable then you can begin to enjoy it, if you want to smoke and kill yourself go ahead; if you want to drink yourself into oblivion go ahead because at the end of the day it's your life.

People from all over the world know just how much the British people moan and yes we do we moan about anything just as long as there is something to moan about. We moan because were bored but we still moan when we are doing something because it's taking up our time, so were missing out and could be something else. But being the great British race, the proud bulldogs of the world we must keep that stiff upper lip and uphold tradition, as Winston Churchill once said! We fought them on the beaches, we fought them in the skies but we bored the poor buggers to death by moaning all time.

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