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Rise of the Madmen (2/3)
By Lee Cassanell
(1/3), (2/3), (3/3).

God wanted them to be with him.

Well I'm bloody sorry but what kind of a deity does that make God? Why not give the poor unfortunate victims of these disasters a choice in the matter?

" So, my child, would you rather come hang with me in heaven or watch your kid's face melt away as you both die screaming in a boiling pool of molten lava?"

"Mmm...let me think about that for a minute and I'll get back to you."
He might have created the moon, sun and stars which are all very nice indeed and much appreciated, but you would think someone with such knowledge and power would have least built an environment for the creature he created in his own image that doesn't randomly destroy them every once in a while.
An estimated 2.1 billion people practice or claim to practice a version of Christianity in 2005. To break down into basic terms what the percentage of those 2.1 billion believes is a tricky process indeed because they all seem to have a different version of events but the main story goes something like this:

A virgin was told by an angel that she was to give birth to God's son, the Messiah of Old Testament prophecy. Nine Months later the virgin gave birth to God's son, who grew up to be Jesus Christ. Jesus preached love and understanding, annoyed the Jews, was arrested by the Romans, was tried and then crucified on a hill outside of Jerusalem.
Jesus died for three days, came back to life, told a bunch of people he came back to life and then descended to heaven. That's around about it. Somewhere in there is the idea that Jesus sacrificed his life for the sins of mankind but what his sacrifice actually achieved is pretty unclear and by all accounts he would have done more good sticking around and preaching his word then being nailed to a piece of chunky wood.

It was God's will however, that Jesus would go out like this and God works in mysterious ways doesn't he, so maybe there was a point and it's just been corrupted and distorted somewhere along the line.
Now I am willing to suspend my disbelief and accept that everything above happened and the whole story is fact. The same way I'm willing to accept that aliens may exist on other planets, fortune tellers can predict the future and pixies live at the bottom of my garden. Maybe it's me but I can't understand why a virgin giving birth to almighty Gods son is any more plausible or based on truth then the idea that the world is run by giant lizards that live underground and mutilate livestock.

Let say Constantine and the bishops had decided that day to add a few pages that gave an accurate description of Jesus: Mark chapter 3 verse 9: Jesus was 5ft 1inches with crooked teeth, bad acne, balding hair and a hunchback. Do you think Christianity would have spread so easily if the Son of God had looked like a Jewish Quasimodo?
See, I can understand why people in centuries gone by practiced Christianity. The vast majority were poor, uneducated, death was everywhere and life was a hard and almost intolerable struggle so the promise of heaven, a place were nobody grows old and nobody dies was wonderfully appealing.

It gave people a meaning to their lives and the hope of a better tomorrow so they could deal with the day to day misery, the working from sunrise to sunset to earn a few crumbs for their table while the rich landowners and aristocracy reaped the rewards of their labour.

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Opinions - Hull By Lee Cassanell
Hull is a town of apathy and idiots brimming with all kinds of degenerate scumbags that should be beaten to a bloody pulp and sterilised at birth. Most of the citizens have next to no communication skills, they are backstabbing ego maniacs who think just because they mumbled their way through a Look North interview or have been in the Hull Daily Mail Read more...

Opinions - Hull By Jeni Edge
I have been told by Channel 4 that I should not take the programme The Best and Worst Places to Live seriously, it is intended to be light-hearted and just a joke. But it is irresponsible of the media to claim that they have no impact, and if there is a joke the laughter is at the expense of the poor. To blight an entire city and excuse yourself because it was not meant seriously is no more acceptable Read more...

Opinions - Hull By Ted Robinson
I have lived in Hull since 1996. I have had my car broken into seven times, I have also been violently robbed in the street and most of the people I know here have been burgled. So YES, Hull deserves to be at the bottom of the pile (and in all cases, the police proved to be useless)!

Opinions - It's Your Money, Why Are You Not Seeing Any Of It? By Anonymous
Regeneration, Community Development, all those 'community' workers that litter the city, preaching change and empowerment for the people of the city. Ever wondered where they have come from, how they are paid, and what the funding they get to play with is spent on? Funding, wherever it comes from be it Government or the Lottery for example Read more...

Opinions - Living in Hull By Marphy Jones
I am a foreigner living in Hull. My opinion is that Hull is really a worst place - full of naughty kids, impolite people, and a dirty environment. I think what you can do is to improve these images instead of constantly explaining that Hull is not a worst city. Commit to the facts and then make some improvements to show them! I have some suggestions: Read more...

Opinions - Hull By Paul Thompson
I am planning to study at Hull. The city centre seemed OK when I looked round although it could do with some more regeneration. I have seen much worse in my opinion - areas like Coventry. There appears to be little gun crime, good nightlife, cheap houses friendly people, a very good university and I like the shopping centre. The area around the university is nice and green too. Read more...

Opinions - Channel 4's Best and Worst By Mark Pollard
Last night's (Tuesday 9th August 2005) Channel 4 aired a programme which listed the ten best and ten worst places to live in the UK. It was one of the most ill-researched, unbalanced and downright irresponsible pieces of television that I have seen for many years. I used to regard Channel 4 as being a bit like BBC2 with adverts; unfortunately, they seem to be moving Read more...

Opinions - Bomb By Margaret Ryan
For three fraught hours I believed my girlfriend was dead. Hearing snatched rumours of a bomb in rush-hour London I desperately rang her mobile again and again. At that time of 10:54am on 7/7 this, for me, had started. In those hours a quiet despair filled me. My only response was to scour the newspapers and news blogs. Read more...

Opinions - The Bitch Hikers Guide to The Fashionista Dance Troupe! By Mr. B. Quiet
Yep, it's finally arrived! Hull's finally caught up with England's dream of alternative culture! Everyone buys their LP's by the nations favourite drug users from popular chain store supermarkets and spends £85 quid on a pair of designer jeans that have been ripped at the knees (Bros anyone?), before running off to Read more...

Opinions - Mother's Day By Andrea Longstaff
Rain! Rain! Rain! Is this Mother Nature's symbolism? The bursting of the amniotic sack? Well it's not big and it's not clever! It's like some select club that I'm not a member of, and at my age (weirdo)! I'm made to feel like an outcast! I'm mocked by the little ones cos I've Read more...

Opinions - Comment on Fear And Loathing In Hull By Nicholas Boldock and In Reply To - Fear And Loathing In Hull By Anonymous By Anna
In my first contribution on this website I referred to the nice experience I had in Hull as a foreign student. When I read the articles on Hull's racism, I thought I can share my view since I have had some experiences from both sides. Albanian immigrants residing Read more...

Opinions - Metal on the Rise in Hull By Steve B
You're doing it again! I once complained that you (thisisUll.com) focus far too much on certain bands and blatantly miss half the real talent that there is in hull... and you're doing it again! Last time I said this, Read more...

Opinions - How Karoo Could Double Their Trade Over Night
By Paul Bawden
If you live in Hull and want a telephone line you are very lucky as you don't have to call on BT or any of the other companies who claim to be cheap. Kingston Communications are cheaper that any other phone provider in England. Read more...

Opinions - Start a New Career in IT - Average starting Salaries £26k - Don't Get Sucked In! By Paul Bawden
I have lived in Hull all of my life. I'm just coming up to my 31st birthday. I have over 15 years experience and am very much respected within the ITC industry, with more qualifications than you can shake a stick at. So what do Read more...

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