North Bransholme - If It Ain't Screwed Down By Mr A.N. Gry

What a sight. It just blows your mind when you wake in the morning and realise some bar-steward has been and robbed you again, the bikes have gone. For Christ's sake not again! This place could be nice if the thieves could sod off, and the parents of the kids who prowl in the night could show some respect and lock 'em up till daylight

Take some advice; if you can't control your kids, get yourself sterilised. That's one less we won't miss. They don't really care what they get up to at night, it's not their things going missing - But That's Alright. The kids are crying 'cause their friends have got bikes but they won't get a chance 'cause the pub's their parents lives.

Kids left alone in the park by themselves while mam and dad are off drinking; we'll be out when you hear the bell.

If we try to protect our homes from these yobs and one of them gets hurt, we get locked up for doing our jobs - just protecting our families, our home and our lives. They don't give a damn. To them it's a game and they laugh in our faces as they ride off on our bikes yet again.

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