Candle In The Wind (2/2) By Jim Higo

(1/2), (2/2).

Chris Evans? Mick Hucknell? Alan Ball? (RIP), that bloke off Coupling, it could be anybody. It's quite ironic that Harry's main claim to notoriety was his attendance at a fancy dress party dressed in a Nazi uniform, when you consider that he is the only member of the Windsors with no German blood in him whatsoever. Harry may be going off with his regiment to Iraq or Afghanistan to do some fighting or as it's called by real soldiers, watching the action from 5 miles away with no danger of getting shot. But before Harry can be allowed to go abroad with his regiment he has to get the Queen's permission first. I can't help but think that Liz won't have had to think too long and hard about whether she wanted to send the ginger-headed, illegitimate, Nazi loving embarrassment to a war zone.

The Daily Express is still selling papers based on the theory that Diana's death was a secret service arranged conspiracy. As much as I hate the impact that the secret service has on individual freedoms, if Diana's death was organised by them, then that has to be admired. The idea that there could be suicide chauffeurs driving around has certainly made me wary. My mate offered me a lift last week but I noticed that he had a sticker in the back windscreen that said Princess on Board. Fuck that, I thought, I know what happened last time, so I politely said No thanks, Henri. It was the empty bottles of whisky and Valium in the back seat that gave it away.

Diana is remembered by me for two things, for her lack of even a basic intelligence and also for her idolatry obsession and desperation to emulate Elizabeth 1. Elizabeth of course slept with Lord Essex, and Diana in a typical display of stupidity and a slow- witted attempt to replicate the old queen, went on to have sex with most of Essex. For those of you that missed the Wembley gig you might want to console yourself with a visit to the Diana memorial in Hyde Park. The creators of the much maligned fountain wanted it to be made in a style and from a material that might reflect Diana's own image. So they made it from Cornish granite because it's known to be very dull, extremely expensive and of no practical purpose whatsoever.

Personally I think a more fitting and apt memorial to Diana's life would have been one of those foldaway tables you get at Ikea because nobody really knows what the point of them is but their legs open very easily; and they don't eat much. The Daily Express claim that Diana was a visionary who was ahead of her time and I think, for once, they may be right. It might be that other members of the Royal Family should follow in her footsteps and visit landmine victims; at least that way they will get to see what their grandchildren could look like if they keep on shagging their cousins.

Opinions - Save Our Free School Meals By The Mental Alchemist
	Q. What do you get if you cross neo-liberal economic policy with a liberal party city council? A. No bloody change and the end of free school meals in Hull. I sat in stunned belief whilst watching Look North today, as it was announced that Hull City Council have put a price on the health and wellbeing of all our children, and it's less than £4 million. It actually cost the council a Read more...

Opinions - Response To The Grim Reaper's Article By Chris Wolds
	Hello thisisull team, I have just finished reading the piece written by the Grim Reaper titled Response To Arts Council Article. I read with interest what was there, just as I did the original article and the follow-ups. It puzzles me that these other comments have been published and those persons responsible for them have had their opinions aired. I have always seen this site as Read more...

Opinions - Money, School and Red-Tape: Education for Kids in Hull By Margaret Ryan
	Education in Hull is changing. Almost a third of our secondary schools are being demolished. Nearly £200m is to be invested in new schools. So let us not mince our words - the Building Schools for the Future (BSF) project proclaims that this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to drive reform of the secondary system and improvements in educational Read more...

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	We can guess it's a guy that wrote the anonymous letter regarding Lou Duffy Howard receiving money from the Arts Council for the Grassroots festival. As a matter of fact Duffy Howard and 'Full Flava' David Okwesia set up the Grassroots thing and we all work together in making it happen to benefit the local community. So to whoever wrote the letter I would just like to say Read more...

Opinions - Fickle Voters By Mark Pollard

	I watched a TV programme the other night about the seemingly endless, unaccounted and under-investigated murder of scores of young women by street gangs in Guatemala. As a father of three girls myself it was heart-breaking stuff that made me thankful to live in the UK; the 'scandal' of John Prescott shagging his secretary hardly seems to matter by comparison. Read more...

Opinions - If The Council Won't Sort This Out, We Will By Pete Stitt
	I felt it was only fair to give the readers of thisisull an update of non-events since the issue of Arts Council grants, Council and other funding for multicultural events was raised by one anonymous writer and half of the Kurdish community in Hull. I think we have waited long enough for 'stage two' of this saga. I sent several emails to Ken Branson, who I know to be an honourable man, and he Read more...

Opinions - Blair Is No Churchillian Statesman By David Sloan
	Every day now we read more and more New Labour sleaze stories. Cash for knighthoods, offshore accounts for ministers, weapons of mass destruction which never existed to name but a few. I could go on with tough on crime, and the causes of crime. When magistrates have now been told not to even jail offenders. You can rob, rape or kill by dangerous driving and expect no Read more...

Opinions - Hull City Council 2006 - Changing Or Caging Us? By Margaret Ryan
	Hull City Council is changing. Having recently improved its rating infinity percent -from zero stars to one star - a new council seems to be evolving. Into what, you may ask? An aggressive political powerhouse to empower the people? Or an experiment of existential dustbin policy? Whatever this nameless Hullian perceives the council's policies to be, recent history says one thing is Read more...

Opinions - Wanadoo Offers Schadenfreude at 10p a minute By Margaret Ryan
	Do you find junk mail bellicose nonsense? Same here. Amusing? At times, yes. Annoying? Always, I agree. So are you yet to experience the silent delight of receiving Wanadoo's broadband advertisement through your letterbox? Do you want to know how junk mail could make you smile? Read on. An established internet company, Wanadoo proclaim Read more...

Opinions - Response To Criticism Of The Night Shift And The Hull Blokes By Ian Ahmed Newton
	Regarding Steven Greendale's criticism of the Hull Blokes which I understand included some comments about one of my books, The Night Shift. I would say to Mr Greendale, that if you live in Hull, we have enough people outside this city who like to take a knock at those who are trying to promote the city. I also believe that we have many in power within this city who have also done little Read more...

Opinions - Response To Arts Council Article - People Rewriting Our History In Their Own Image By Pete Stitt
	I would like to thank the Editor of Hami Kurd magazine for waking me from a sort of self-imposed coma this week. I had walked away from the local asylum situation, completely disillusioned, as loads of middle class white (and ethnic minority) English individuals and organisations came flooding into the 'industry' when it became clear there were funding opportunities. Read more...

Opinions - Praise For Ian Newton's The Night Shift By Andy Brown
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	Well, this post reminded me of a railway station at midnight, where the only inhabitants are drunken tramps spitting out a string of semi-coherent invective. I really don't see how you can criticise anyone else Joe, when you come off sounding like an unbalanced style-less dumbfuck. I bet your keyboard took a hammering there as you released your ultimate weapon . . . Read more...

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	To Steven Greendale: You're a bright lad, aren't you? Firstly, you accuse Anthony Newlyne of taking a poke at Ian Newton's book The Night Shift, when Newlyne's enjoyment of and respect for Newton's work is made quite clear despite the article being somewhat ironic in parts. How could you not have understood this, Mr Greendale? Can't you read properly? Secondly, you have a Read more...

Opinions - The King Is Dead...Again By Joe Hakim
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Opinions - Hull By Wesy G

	Over the years, my experience of Hull has been limited to 80 minute slots of rugby or trips through to the P & O dock. Until recently. Via my job I have been working in East Hull for several months and have been surprised, disappointed, fulfilled and benefited in equal measure. Yes, the stereotypes of Hullers being cynical, defensive etc often hold true but to be honest Read more...

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Opinions - Three Piece Bands By Rob Aarosin

	I thought I would send some feedback about an old article which I stumbled on whilst looking round your site. It relates to Nick Quantrill's Pave - Linnet and Lark 05 February 2004 music/pavenicklinet.html review (yes I know its old but I really thought I should comment on what was said), especially the part where he claimed there were/are not really any Read more...