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CrackTown - There Must And Shall Be Midgets (an appraisal) (1/2)
By Michelle Dee
(1/2), (2/2).

A consumer of CrackTown am I, with songs irrepressible and wry. You would be mistaken, for the thought they'd forsaken, here's the second album we cry.

Music to bring you out of your gloom, an antidote by the shovel not a spoon. They might well be misfits, there must and shall be midgets, hark the piper, calls a different tune.

When CrackTown recorded their first album Songs in the key of Fuck off they left the window open.
The album rapidly reached cult status, leading to a bizarre knighthood bestowed on the two players by the mysterious Princess of the Fountain, for services to mediocrity. This time the anarchic pair kept the window shut.

Silver Fox and King Rat teamed up with prolific acoustician (he's made two albums already this year that's prolific enough for my book) Sam Jones at Happily Amateurish Studios who mixed, mastered and produced the ten track disc.
CrackTown came to my attention in 2003 and immediately stole my heart with their satire and needle sharp wit. The inspired partnership of harmonica, guitar and caustic verse shocked me, then thrilled and ultimately fed me.

The unique two-piece act received well deserved accolades wherever they played adding some, highly respected friends to their Christmas card list.
Critically acclaimed artists such as Kimya Dawson, Jeffrey Lewis, MJ Hibbett, Attilla the Stockbroker, Ed Tudor Pole, Wreckless Eric, The Lurkers, Adam Hector Collector and Curtis Eller to name but nine have all had the unbridled and unrivalled pleasure of sharing the same stage as the folk bluesmen.
Single handed the two stalwarts, kept the acoustic night at The George pub afloat. Entertaining the lost, the waifs, strays and vagabonds that found themselves on The Land of Green Ginger after dark. Beside the crackle and warmth of real log fires, they nurtured new acoustic talents bringing, Shep and Natalie Roe (now CrackTown's spiritual sister) to the attention of the wider world. They shocked and appalled the young and old at the Sesh with non- p.c. lyrics and parlour games. Triumphed over scurrilous rumours of anti-Semitism from higher education establishments; an absolute farce. The simple truth being that CrackTown hold no truck with singling out groups for a mordant tongue lashing, they abuse every group in fair and equal measure.
Those that don't get it, should go home, read a book or two, remove heads out of backsides and breathe in the stench of the scandalous sham called society.
So, to the new offering, yours for the taking, after handing over the measly sum of six English pounds. The cover, designed by Joby, features a star line up of the vertically challenged, from stage and screen. Inside the sleeve, a brief glimpse into the surreal world that occupies CrackTown complete with acknowledgements to contributors and fans alike.

Opening with Mr Three Piece, they uncover the truth behind the faceless shysters screwing you for your last penny, those corporate criminals that line their pockets with the company profits. Next comes My heroes have always been t-shirts a fairly old number with the chorus that goes Hocus Pocus lets get focused.
An up-tempo number that has been doing the rounds for many months, but has now been immortalised in digital perfection or something close to that milestone.

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