Miss Machete - EP - Wanted For Murder By Steve Rudd

For a good old all-round intense and wholly invigorating rock experience, then you ought to make friends with Little Miss Machete, because when they cut you with their music, it doesn't so much hurt as it simply stuns.

This fresh and frantic quartet is a fast-rising phenomenon in the Yorkshire area, and there's no wonder on the back of the three songs presented here on this EP that opens with the magnificent Egyptian Song - a hard-driving tune that's rammed with raw emotions. The exhilaratingly sparring instrumentation is the perfect foil for the strong and soulfully impassioned vocals, with the band's dynamism very much in the vein of System of A Down's music.

These guys got together only last year, but the quality of the music is outstanding, as pulsating rhythms - along with the band's manic energy and drive - ensure that this Little Miss Machete entity is genuinely pushing Metal music forward into interesting new directions for the better, with their Story Of My Life tune benefiting hugely from its awesome guitar riff, before Drowning rounds off this EP leaving the listener just gagging for more.

In a live situation, this band must be amazing, and if your appetite is sufficiently whet, then get along to their www.littlemissmachete.com website in order to hear other tunes in the form of Bossanova, Waltz and Not My Property. For sure, playing with knives is dangerous - but nobody in their right mind can deny the excitement...

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