Charity Begins in the Toilet (2/2) By Shep

(1/2), (2/2).

He understood her wanting to be a minority knowing they get the best choice of food rations during war and the first choice of prizes at the local fairground. He also told her he was relieved that the bulge he had felt earlier was just chocolates and not, as he first thought, a packet of Jelly Babies. The two kissed for a last time, got in their separate cars and drove back to their home which they shared for a reasonable price of £350 per month, split two ways equally, and continued kissing into the night.

Why they felt the need to drive in separate cars to a busy street to make out and drive back again is beyond knowledge and should not be thought about without a team of doctors, including a dermatologist, standing close by. They were enjoying an embrace when the doorbell rang. The man picked up the phone and the doorbell told him ding-dong, ding-dong Mick's here.

The man let Mick in who told him he had brought around a bunch of kids from Mcaffrey's home for orphans to lick the motorways clean of cats urine for their dinner but there was not enough for two of the children. Could one lick him and the other the woman? They agreed and spent the night thus. They did learn something from this, which is all that can be hoped. Even the smallest decisions and most minute incidents can lead to the greatest of charity for urine deprived orphans.

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