Two Sides : A Friday Night Out In Hull (6/6) By Joe Hakim

(1/6), (2/6), (3/6), (4/6), (5/6), (6/6).

Mark sees himself as some kinda smooth-arse James Bond sort, but it's all bullshit. As soon as he's finished he'll text me with a rating out of ten. After we grab a seat I make me move. She's responding to all my advances, letting me stick me hands up her skirt, so I know it's a safe bet. I'm onto a winner here; I'm fuckin' gonna get me some pussy tonight. Mark whispers something in his bird's ear, and then she leans forward and says something to Katie. As she does this, Mark leans over to me and says, "This is it buddy, we're off back to mine."

They get their stuff together and go and take a taxi, so I ask Katie if she wants to go for a walk. We go outside and me stomach starts rumbling. All that puking earlier has cleared a space, so it's time for a pizza. I explain to Katie that I can't take her home, but she doesn't seem bothered. She probably likes getting shagged outside, the dirty bitch. We head over to that small park near Toys R Us. I can tell she wants it bad, because she's all over me. I decide to bend her over, and then I get me cock out and give it to her good and proper and she fuckin' loves every second of it.

I'm fuckin' her for at least twenty minutes, and by the time I've finished, she can barely stand up. That's how good I am - I don't fuck about, me. After I finish, I'm hungry so I get straight into the pizza. Katie's all quiet - it's probably been a while since she's had someone as good as me. In fact, I'm starting to think that she's a bit of a moody bitch, so I don't give her my number. I'm still a gentleman though, so I offer to walk her for a taxi, but she doesn't want to know so I leave her to it. After she leaves, I light up a cig and look at the stars for a bit and then I get my phone out and text Mark to let him know what she was like. I give her a five out of ten. I'm feeling real good about myself, so I walk home and I treat myself to another bong before going to bed.

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