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Last Updated: 22/03/2006 13:28:28
Gloomy Sunday (1/8)
By Joe Hakim
(1/8), (2/8), (3/8), (4/8),
(5/8), (6/8), (7/8), (8/8).

As we got closer I could see it framed against the horizon. From this distance it just looked like a huge black shape, like a giant lump of coal or something. "Jeezus, it's huge," I said. "Yeah, I'm guessing it's a male," Mike said.

"Could be about fifty tonnes of whale washed up down there." Mike was a marine biologist. He'd been given the task of studying the bodies of all the sperm whales that had been appearing on the shores of the Humber for the past few weeks. I was tagging along so I could get photos for my paper.
We pulled up and Mike got out and retrieved some equipment from the boot. I checked my camera. The sky was grey and thick, threatening to chuck it down at any minute. As I stepped out of the jeep a gust of wind hit me, almost knocking me over. I took a couple of photos from where I was stood.

It was an awesome sight, but it didn't look real; it looked like a prop or a special effect from a film. The pebbles crunched under our feet as we made our way towards it. We were a few feet away before the stench hit. The pints I'd been supping the night before decided to make their presence felt, and I started to retch.
"You ok?" Mike asked, unable to hide a grin. "He's starting to stink a bit isn't he?" I coughed up some bile, and then said: "How the fuck do you put up with this?" "You get used to it," he replied, before setting off again. I lit a cigarette, which helped to eliminate some of the smell from my nostrils.

I've lived in Hull all my life, but I've never felt any affinity with the sea. All I have to look at a body of water in order to feel seasick. The stench of a fifty-tonne whale's rotting corpse was just too much. Mike set about measuring it, and I began taking photos in between bouts of gagging.
"Wow, he's about fifty-five feet long. It's about as big as these guys get," Mike said. "What's the hell's happening here Mike?" I asked. "This is the fifth one in as many weeks. I've never seen anything like this." Mike walked up and down stroking his chin like a doctor about to deliver some bad news to a patient.

"To be honest... I don't know. I've assisted in the autopsies of the last four and there's no sign of infection or disease. We're at a bit of a loss, actually." "What about those marks?" I asked, pointing to a series of circular scars on the creature's head.
"Those? They're nothing, they're scars left from the suckers of a giant squid." "So they're being killed by giant squids?" Mike laughed and shook his head. "No, no, nothing like that. They feed on squid, so they pick up a few battle scars in their lifetime.

I don't think you need to issue Wanted posters with the face of a kraken on them just yet." "What about the noise generated by the oil rigs and deep-sea mining? When that whale got stuck in the Thames I remember seeing something on the news about that."
"It's unlikely. The simple truth is that there's no real physical reason for them to be doing this. They're killing themselves...that's the only explanation I can come up with." We both stood there. There seemed to be something terribly undignified and sad about the whole thing.

I took a few more photos, but it felt as though I was invading something. I felt like a tabloid hack trying to get a glimpse of a celebrity's body in their casket. I stepped away from the whale and sat on the beach, looked out across the murky brown water of the Humber and lit another cigarette.

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