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Fiction
The Prodigal Son (5/5)
By Joe Hakim
(1/5), (2/5), (3/5), (4/5), (5/5).

what the fuck you looking at?// one of them shouts
let's just go// graham says
fuck 'em// i say// this is our planet, not theirs
what you on about?// graham pants
get the fuck out of here// another one of them shouts

the empty glass sails over towards us/ it shatters as it hits the wall/ graham ducks out of the way, but i have erected a kinetic field so nothing can touch me/ graham gets up as the lads come over towards us/ one of them darts over and intercepts graham before he can get out of the door/ the leader grabs my shirt and pulls me up out of my chair
we know what you are// he hisses// so get the fuck out of here, you little druggy cunt

i can hear what he's really saying/ i can hear the frequencies intermingled in his voice/ so I smile and say// i know what you are// and then I pick up my glass and shove it in his face
it shatters on contact and he falls to the floor/ i marvel at the blood on my hands/ the outline field has been improved/ to the untrained eye it looks as though the lad is actually human/ but I know the truth/ his slaves are stunned by my actions/ they're not outline men, they're just slaves/ their reaction is all too human/ they pause wondering what to do/ while their leader lies bleeding fake blood/

you might fool everyone else// i scream// but you'll never enslave me
graham takes the opportunity to duck out of the door/ as the outline man's colleagues grab me and begin hitting me in the face/
one of them checks on the leader while the rest drag me outside into the street/ they throw me onto the floor and they stamp on my hand, breaking it/ i howl but they carry on/ their fists striking me like sticky sweaty summer rain/ they're going to kill me now/ tonight the battle for the fate of the universe will be fought on hessle road
the leader stumbles out of the pub/ blood still pouring from his fake face/ he comes over and his slaves pull me up so he can punch me repeatedly/ my eyes are flickering/ i have to try to keep myself from blacking out/ when things go dark/ i see the faces leering at me/ the effervescent smiles of the outline men/ assured of victory/ because once i'm gone, who's going to stop them?

wait, wait, please// i mutter// as blood and broken teeth fall from my mouth// i've got summat to tell you

the leader lifts up my head and says// look what you've done to my face
the pause is all i need/ i move my hand up and jab the shard of glass i had concealed into his throat/ he stumbles back, eyes wide in shock as blood spurts out from his neck/ his slaves drop me and run over to him/ i can't help but be impressed by the sheer sophistication of the leader's transmission/ i assumed he would just blink out of existence as the field disintegrated/ but his death throes appear all too human/ and i have to look away as he passes back into his own dimension
the room is white and quiet/ this where I awoke to find myself/ i have just been told that the leader died in the street surrounded by his followers/ they have just told me that I am to be charged with his murder/ they couldn't understand why I laughed/ couldn't understand why I told them I had just saved them and everyone they knew from certain doom

they think I'm insane/ they will lock me up and feed me full of chemicals to stop me receiving any more signals/ what they don't realise is that the transmissions have stopped because i have won
i am starborn/ and this universe is mine

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