A Scene In Suburban Hell By Laura Fry

Nothing unusual ever happens in Sandwalsh. People don't tend to move away to pastures new. They know their neighbours, even if they are not exactly friends. Perhaps they cry into their IKEA pillows every night, out of boredom, depression or sheer frustration, but if they do, they most definitely hide the unfortunate fact from public view. What people think is very important in Sandwalsh. At the end of a suburban street of identical sandstone terraces, a cat miaows, distressed at a rarely heard ambulance siren. Happen that the Sandwalsh family butcher has murdered his eldest son with his carving knife.

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