From Wednesday 23rd April 08 - Events at The Warren

The Warren Young Peoples' Project will be running a number of events throughout April and May. The programme of events is as follows: 23rd and 24th April 24 hour learning challenge - Warren Circus Accredited circus course. Learn how to put on theatre make up, dress up and do circus tricks.

28th April - 1st May Auditions for the Urban Collective Youth Music Project http://www.britishurbancollective.com/ The project seeks to find talented young people and turn them into rising stars of the British music industry. If you are aged between 16 and 25 and have a talent for singing, music, producing or managing come along to the auditions on: Monday 28th April 10am-7pm The Freedom Centre, Preston Road Tuesday 29th April 10am-7pm Community Enterprise Centre, Cottingham Road Wednesday 30th and Thursday 1st May 10am-7pm The Warren, Queens Dock Avenue

Wednesdays, 2pm to 4pm - Every week in April and May Gym for men - Use the gym at the Hull boy's club. Thursdays, 1pm to 3pm - Every week in April and May Women's Gym - Use the gym at Costello. Meet at the Warren. Thursdays, 1pm to 3pm - Every week in April and May Football Training - KC Stadium. Meet at the Warren.

Fridays, 1pm to 3pm - Every week in April, May and June Pampering - Learn how to do manicures, pedicures, facials and waxing. For more information about any of the events at the Warren, please contact (01482) 218115

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