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Columns - I'd Like To Teach The World to Shut The Fuck Up By The Silver Fox
	What with Wimbledon, Euro 2004, Hell's Kitchen, Big Brother 5, and the recent healing of the lesbian storyline on Emmerdale Farm, some of you may have noticed that actual news has been a bit thin on the ground lately. Oh, I'll admit that things have happened - it's not like the international movers and Read more...

Columns - Tales from the Lonely Tavern - Edition Two By King Rat - Professional Yorkshireman
	Yet again tis what the government gave me, two score an eight hours of rest and unbridled caperings. Thou find thee and company in the homely ambience of the lonely tavern. Three men of little wit but a wisdom born of hard adventurin'. Our chatterins aim not to preach but to teach. Read more...

Columns - Poor Little Reich Kids By Silver Fox
	Much as it pains me to say it, this week has found me thinking that we may - as right-thinking people (and if you're not a right-thinking person, what the hell are you doing hanging around my information super-lay-by? Piss off over to www.you'vebeenstillborn.net where the likes of you are better Read more...

Columns - Ronald Reagan - An Apology By Silver Fox
	Let's not beat around the bush, www.catsandkittens; last week, some harsh words were said. I - in an unprecedented and regrettable lapse - allowed my integrity and even-handed, dispassionate analysis of Things As They Are to become compromised by personal opinion: there, I've said it. I admit fully that Read more...

Columns - Tales from the Lonely Tavern - Edition One By King Rat - Professional Yorkshireman
	Recently in the hallowed pages of thisisull.com a new columnist has sprung up, filling our heads with home-grown opinions. This master of the pen is none other than the Silverfox, a man I have many a doings with in CrackTown. Now much as I respect the genius and Read more...

Columns - Steve Regan: the King of Hull
	There is panic throughout most of the state and voluntary-aided schools in Hull because so many pupils are simply out of control. A new report and survey chronicles the terrible situation in classrooms across this city. I'm sorry to say it is a picture which does not hold out a great deal of Read more...

Columns - Rupert, Ted and the Phantom Stink of Catpiss By Silver Fox
	According to a recent survey, Britain's international prestige has taken something of a knock of late. Foreign nationals either living in or visiting dear old Blighty have been asked what they think of www.mcunitedkingdom.com and many - and not all that varied - have been Read more...

Columns - The Buck Went Thataway By Silver Fox
	Firstly, I'd like to thank anyone who's pointed-and-clicked their way to my little information superhighway lay-by for a second time. It shows an entirely laudable spirit of forgiveness and optimism on your part; a spirit that you should be proud of and one that makes you very special indeed. To be honest, Read more...

Columns - Steve Regan: The Return of The King
	MY visit to Hull last weekend was a blast. I came, I hugged, I drank and I lost my mobile phone in The Piper. The phone's since been returned to me. A reporter from the Hull Daily Mail had picked it up accidentally and taken it home, thinking it was hers. Friday evening began with me slurping Read more...

Columns - Democracy - Not Everyone's Bag - The Silver Fox
	First things first: I ought to clarify what I'm doing here, taking up valuable space on your monitor - a space that I realise that so many of you consider an inviolate sanctuary for pictures of amusing deformity or make your own Semtex recipes. The fact is, it's all something of a mistake. Read more...

Columns - Steve Regan: visits Hull
	NEWSFLASH! The King of Hull is making a State Visit to the city this weekend (April 24 and 25). Yes, Steve Regan will be among his people in person. He'll be popping up all around the city centre but if you would like to meet him go The Lamp bar between 5.15pm and 6.30pm where he will be having a pint or two on Saturday. Read more...

Columns - Steve Regan: the King of Hull's famous column
	AS some of you may have noticed - I'm back, back, BACK! My column has returned for the people of Hull, who have apparently missed it sorely since it disappeared from the Hull Daily Mail nearly two years ago. Even the Leader of Hell City Council, Colin Davros Inglis, has been complaining there are now no proper columnists locally to keep him and his Read more...

Columns - King of Hull by Steve Regan 15 April 2004
	OUR modern lives are plagued by pathological restlessness. We are never satisfied, always wanting to improve or change things or to move on to where we imagine the grass will be greener. This restlessness afflicts everyone to a degree. Do you know anyone who is perfectly contented, with his or her job, or lack of a job, emotional life, family circumstances or home? I recently met someone I hadn't seen for several years Read more...

Opinions - North Bransholme - If It Ain't Screwed Down By Mr A.N. Gry
	What a sight. It just blows your mind when you wake in the morning and realise some bar-steward has been and robbed you again, the bikes have gone. For Christ's sake not again! This place could be nice if the thieves could sod off, and the parents of the kids who prowl in the night could Read more...

Opinions - When Technology Takes Over By Steve Rudd
	Am I the only person left in Britain not to own a DVD player? For sure, I must be one of only a select number of people to be currently flogging the life out of their vintage VHS video recorders.. but I'm not all that bothered. At the end of the day, a movie is no different whether it is played in Read more...

Opinions - Youth Clubs? By Andrea Longstaff
	Why is it that the only youth club in the Newland Avenue area opens at ridiculously limited hours? I went out for provisions (milk) the other evening and there were four teenagers sat on the outside stairs. I asked them what they were doing, they looked cold. Nothing really, so I asked them if they wanted a cuppa, they ended up coming in and Read more...

Opinions - 'Ull - The Friendliest City In The World By Elsie Henbrun
	I live abroad due to circumstances beyond my control but come 'ome to 'Ull as often as possible. I must say that I was surprised at how negatively outsiders seem to view the city. To me it is the friendliest city in the world. There is Read more...

Opinions - Reclaim Your Rights - The Disorganised Collective
	Around a 100 people gathered in Pearson Park on Saturday (18th September), for a Reclaim the Streets protest. Unfortunately around only 30 of those people were protestors, the rest of the numbers were made up by the police. Now there are a number of reasons why the ratio between protestors and police Read more...

Opinions - QUEER? Queer in the head..! By Rich Mills
	I recently picked up a copy of a new zine called Queer. A new newsletter for the non steryotypes (sic). A supposed literary publication that can't spell stereotype is a bit crap, and that is only the front cover. The inside pages, most of them blank (like the mind of its author) are even Read more...

Opinions - What is Reclaim The Streets about Anyway? A Personal Perspective
	Many moons ago in my misspent youth, I, like many others, used to have a problem with Authority and 'fought injustice' wherever I discovered it. So I joined others in the grand mass of those in the non-conformists uniform, and would march, relevant placard in hand, most Saturdays. These days the Read more...