Giving the Axis of Evil Another Spin (4/5) by The Silver Fox

(1/5), (2/5), (3/5), (4/5), (5/5).

It's not racism, obviously, rather, it's an entirely rational concern that not everyone can have the coolness of judgement and level headedness required to handle a deadly arsenal as responsibly as the British, the US, and the French. Perhaps their anxiety is justified; even those Elder Statesmen of the Apocalypse went a touch hog-wild when they first began developing nukes after all - not that the mushroom clouds didn't add immeasurably to the picture-postcard charm of those remote island beaches, and if people didn't want to bleed from the gums and shit their own teeth out for years to come, then they shouldn't have joined the Army, should they?

Whatever the motives may have been behind the Bhutto assassination, or may be for the subsequent actions of all interested parties, we're unlikely to uncover the truth by reading the papers and watching the news: all we have to go on is our paranoia and mistrust, and what news items we choose to believe.

For myself, I like to think that Channel 4 news is fairly impartial - but even if Jon Snow isn't a sinister tool of the Establishment*, he can only tell us what they decide to tell him - or allow genuinely uncompromised journalists to glean for themselves on his behalf. Ah, fuck it, cats and kittens - let's stick to Coronation Street, shall we? I believe Vera Duckworth's set to cough it soon. "Need a couple of extra cigarette coupons, Mush? 'Andsome!", went out in the 1950s.

Now that's a tragedy. *Though I suppose he wouldn't, would he? If con-men look like con-men, they defeat their own purpose: pencil-thin moustaches, trilbies at rakish angles, and people with wide ties tapping the size of their noses and saying things like

Music and Lies (Where, through the pained midst of a New Year's Day hangover, Truth is horrified to spot the satiated face of Deception on the adjacent pillow. Will they both resolve to live better, cleaner lives in 2008? Only time will tell)

Who says that bands nowadays lack an interest in more crucial issues than haircuts and louche scarves? Who are those carping nay-sayers that dare to suggest that the current music scene is one dominated by shallow idiocy and vapid preoccupations with image and with the gratification of urges to crass and atavistic to name?

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