Giving the Axis of Evil Another Spin (3/5) by The Silver Fox

(1/5), (2/5), (3/5), (4/5), (5/5).

In point of fact, the Taliban has been blamed by Pakistan's President Musharraf, but it seems that very few people believe him. He himself has been blamed for the murder in an attempt to delay the upcoming elections and to tighten his grip on power, despite him having requested assistance from Scotland Yard's finest in investigating the attack. Really, it's appalling that people can be so base and suspicious - would anyone attempting to cover up a gory web of lies bring British counter-terrorism officers into their schemes? Those lads are relentless in getting to the facts, and like the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, have a well-deserved reputation for always getting their men. Some men, anyway (and a Happy New Year to the Guildford Four - it's all water under the bridge, eh?).

Even if the investigation is to be thorough, competent, and impartial (go on, just for fun), it's doubtful that it will be a simple task to find out much more than is known already - the crime scene was hosed down, wrecking any chance of on-the-spot forensic evidence being preserved, on the day the suicide bomber struck. It's far more likely that the accusations and counter accusations will fly back and forth for a while until a suitable scapegoat that everyone can enjoy burning in effigy is found, and in the meantime, inconsequential matters such as free elections and democracy will be lost in the shuffle.

The fact that both the US and the British government have made a great deal of noise about ensuring that Pakistan doesn't fall into the hands of extremists (at least, the hands of non-Christian extremists) does little to reassure many of us, I'm sure; although their agenda is far from clear, it's generally accepted that the West has always been a little edgy about brown people with nuclear weapons, and a chance to act like Dad taking the kids' fireworks away on November 5th will not be given up too readily.

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