Steve Regan - King Of Hull 14th February 2006 contd

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Once again I am sickened by the way the BBC and the white feather press has tried to monster our brave boys fighting for freedom in Iraq. I refer to the video footage of British soldiers bashing up Iraqi youths who had thrown stones at them. While such action by troops against civilians is most definitely not to be encouraged, we must be realistic. We must remember that young soldiers in situations of armed conflict where the locals are hostile and abusive will sometimes overreact. It is good that these latest incidents are being investigated.

I hope any soldiers found to have stepped over the line of decency will be disciplined. But no-one (as far as I can tell) died as a result of these incidents and no-one was seriously injured.

It was no worse than the average Saturday night punch-up in the city centre of Hull. So I do hope the hand-wringing liberals who now infect every part of the British State, including the military, will not encourage young hot-headed soldiers to be dragged through the courts. We have seen quite enough of human rights lawyers trying to undermine the morale of our British heroes out in Iraq. Our lads and lasses are doing a brilliant job. And doing it far better and to a more civilised standard than most of the military henchmen under the command of tyrannical Middle Eastern regimes could ever manage.

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