Eel Llenassac presents Smokers Corner continued (3/3)

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How Can I smoke some grass and go swimming, When I'm working 5 days for a living, Gone the Friends, Neighbours, Cheers and Loose Women, All the nights of Hoegarden and Dylan, No more holes in my soles No more Whisky and rolls No more Chasers at dawn No more internet porn No more sweet Rock and Roll.......... I've just signed off the Dole. I found myself empathizing And without really realising I'd remembered that synthesizing The way through She said "No more fraternising" I said "Yes Sir Mrs Stalin" She said "Said sorry love my darling" "But F*ck you!" I'm living in crazy nonsense, Somewhere I lost my conscience, Still ignorance cost's next To almost nothing But then If had the answers, I'd grab myself a dancer, And Tango till her mouth and nose Start running I read a book this morning, But the book got kind of boring, As it does when you're not drunk or double dropping. The world gets quite fuzzy, You sleep with a Hussy, While your wife sorts the kid's out and washing How can I smoke some grass and get seedy, When I'm thinking of ways to get greedy, Gone the piracy, pot, pills and TV, All the nights of Carrera and DV. No more Stains on my clothes No more cheese sausage rolls No more Vodka on tap No more chewing fat No more sweet rock and roll........ I've just signed off the dole How can I smoke some grass and write ditties, When I'm sucking on some bosses titties, Bring the Tea, sugar, mail and Mc' Vities, Call the ex for a PC lit quickie. No more days in the park No more play after dark No more boozing in Pave No more skipping a shave No more sweet Rock and Roll...... It's the life on the Dole. NEXT WEEK: Emma Rugg - Door Mat or Carpet Muncher?

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