Eel Llenassac presents Smokers Corner continued (2/3)

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The Guitar Man Night after night who treats you right, baby it's the guitar man Who's on the radio, you go listen to the guitar man Then he comes to town and you see his face And you think you might like to take his place Somethin' keeps him driftin' miles and miles away Searchin' for the songs to play..(Sniff)

I've been watching a bit of TV recently and the quality seems to be increasing. The Sopranos is consistently excellent, BBC 2's recent drama The Long Firm was a revelation and the plastic surgery series, Nip/Tuck is so fabulous that I've been comparing it to the legendary Dallas in recent conversations. Women of the Week

Abi Titmuss

She's a Cocaine snorting amateur movie star with a body made for sinning and a love for other women. So she may be as cheap as David Dickinson's chips but at the end of the day, ladies, if she moseyed up to your fella and asked him to put his hand up her skirt he would struggle to recall your name, and any hot-blooded boy who says otherwise is not only lying to you, he probably fancies your dad.

So as I was saying, Shindigg were technically very good indeed and I wish them all the luck and stardom in the world. The only problem I have with them is that I sometimes struggle to hear the lyrics (though it's possible I need my ears syringing). cowfisH are always worth a look due to their silky smooth set and the slinky brunette who I'm sure used to go out with the lead singer but doesn't any longer (though it's possible I need my eyes syringing).

If you're into the whole music thing, I suggest you check out the new single by a band called Razorlight ..their previous effort, Golden Touch was very nice indeed and the follow-up is as juicy as the Asian store's watermelons on a sunny summer's day. You might also want to have a listen to the new track by Mousse T which is a beautiful slice of funk, cut from a particularly moist and extra creamy disco cake. Anyway, enough for now: Please feel free to peruse the experimental poetry-cum-stream of rhyming consciousness below..it's dopey and disjointed and possibly unreadable but there is definitely method lurking somewhere in the madness. I saw a friend I haven't seen in a while and he was telling me about how he was better off on dole than he is working in a restaurant kitchen and as I myself have had experience of living on the Nat King Cole .. I could empathize with the man. We smoked Turkish ciggies, sipped Corona, and chatted about days gone by .. day's when then only responsibility we had .. was to be as irresponsible as it was humanly possible to be. Ha-Ha .. Wow .. I've gone all Wonder Years .. Until Next Time Then .. Adios

Bohemian Travesty I dabbled in exorcising The effort was death defying And I hate the devil crying It's unbecoming He said "What is Ostracizing? I said "Aint that Ostrich farming?" He said "That's just the advertising" "F*cking numbing"

I live in abject squalor, No dimes I Ain't a dollar! Got dirt round my cuffs and collar, It's ridiculous. But then if I had the Riches, I'd spend it on coke and bitches, So that's why I dare not risk it I'm superstitious I was thinking of dreams this morning But the dream got kind of boring As it does when you're not sniffing gas or glue. The world gets quite spinney Let's invade New Guinea Rob Peter to pay Paul the Jew.

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