Response To Chester Draws Flood Aid - What's It All About? By John Fareham

I am probably missing something but in the desperate attempt to be 'with attitude' the article by 'Chester' rather misses some points. I doubt the council need lessons in drunken perversion from a man who seems aroused by his ability to urinate in public and a need to share that with us: great promotion for Hull. I wonder if Chester would like to name names and share the details, and take his chances in court? Probably not. Quite a few of my colleagues would question the idea we lack intelligence or would recognise themselves from this description:

'It's a funny thing but ability and intelligence has its paradoxes because you would think that the intelligent people would be running the show, but intelligent people don't want to run the show because they know that the show is being run by idiots, back stabbers and people of limited understanding'. However the real reason many do not put themselves forward is putting up with precisely this sort of nonsense from people who lack the courage to put their own name on what they say. Wonder if, since 'Chester' lives on Ella Street, it might be because he is in local government or related to a political hack, or hangs out with council employees?

(Contrary to the glorious delusion Chester has, not everyone down the street is bohemian. There are a lot of local government employees, pensioners, and people who do not feel the need to parade their alternative credentials while taking the advantage of living in one of the more sought after areas. I think he tries too hard to disguise his identity, but not all that successfully since he writes in precisely the same mannered and contrived style as a frequent contributor to Tenfoot City.) To drone on about corruption is a wonderful thing, more easy allegations made behind the cowardly cloak of anonymity, again I say name names, including your own, and print it.

I don't wish to appear as if I may have got a Degree (some intelligence?) but it was Edmund Burke who commented that evil triumphed when good men did nothing. I have played my part in assisting police enquiries into various corruption allegations (active citizenship?), and whatever people may think of my efforts or those of my colleagues/opponents at least we stand up and are counted. Would Chester like to share what he has done? Has he ever stood for office, being a man of such high understanding and comprehension? Or has he stood by being 'bohemian' and self-indulgent?

Either way it is his choice and I defend it, but it is funny we do not see articles criticising him and his ilk - perhaps we who are not bohemian (but are still one of the first to get out on Ella Street and clear drains, after another local government employee) have the manners to be tolerant or not driven by odd personal animus? Chester proclaims he has manners, and like Burke comments that citizens stand by.

Yet what has he done, and his claim to manners seems a little strained in this article. Sorry Chester, I may be a Conservative and people may laugh at me (and in my time they have done worse to me and mine) but I am afraid I know many people are laughing at you.

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