Random Mushroom Babbling Bollocks By Sean Davey. Magic Mushrooms: The Truth

They'll talk to ya and talk to ya and talk to ya about individual freedom. But when they see a free individual it's gonna scare 'em. Not my words, the words of Dennis Hopper. But so what, Hopper sold out a long time ago, not that I blame him, I mean, where do you go from there exactly? Hopper ran out of choices. He ended up as a crippled hack. Just as I imagine I will one day. But like I said, how can you blame men for their ignorance? We are all hidden from the truth. Most of us anyway. And if you weren't and you hadn't been certified insane or got yourself shot … well, your agenda probably wouldn't allow you to enjoy it much.

So, as I sit here now, stoned and just coming down from the last wave of a six hour mushroom frenzy, I can't help but think about all the people who would judge me for what I've just experienced. I was loaded, yes, there's no denying that, Your Honour, I twisted my mind and I'll do it again (and again). But where was the harm? Who was hurt? What was damaged? The answers to these questions are so blindingly obvious that they needn't be printed. There is nothing but love in my body and I have no shame in admitting that. So why then, if say, the metropolitan police knew about even half of my activities they would shoot me and my known associates down in the street like syphilitic rats?

The reason is FEAR. Oscar Acosta knew it and so did David Kelly and this is hardly encouraging. It makes me wonder if will I disappear into the night. Discovered days later. Probably stabbed between the shoulder blades. The victim of some face-less agent acting in the interests of national security. The chances of this increase every time I start thinking like this, which has been quite a lot recently. Still, real freedom comes with serious risks, it's like Heller wrote; It's better to live on your feet than die on your knees. Anyway, that's enough of the intelligent stuff for now. Sometimes too much is worse than not enough. You know what I mean sir, and I know what you're thinking right now.

So Sean, please tell me, when was the last time you got drunk?

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