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Articles - Local Election Sex Shocker Special By Lee Cassanell

	Yes it's that time of year folks. The leaflets have been distributed, babies have been kissed and your local politicians have been photographed with some wheel chair bound thalidomide. Now I have nothing against people suffering from the thald, in fact I once spent a steaming evening with a short armed seductress and I found her to be both passionate and Read more...

Articles - Tibet Protests and Britain's Moral Weight By Martin Deane Green Party (01482) 471467

The news over the weekend was full of the protests in London over the Olympic torch being carried through London for the Olympics in Beijing, China. There were 37 arrests in London with China expressing disgust at such protests. The protests were for the cause of Tibet which has seen a clampdown in recent months by the Chinese occupying authorities including much brutality, wounding and a number of deaths. Read more...

Articles - Jobcentre Plus Part 4 - 'Tis a Tangled Web We Weave By Martin Nickson

	I don't know how many of you have read Jared Diamond's work, but in his fine treatise Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed, a main tenant of the gentleman's work focuses on (perhaps I should have said 'talks about issues around') observations that the collapse of seemingly viable, complex civilisations Read more...

Articles - Hull The Only Place In The UK Where You Do not Have A Choice. By Alan Dalgairns

	I'm sitting here in my home in hull typing this article but the only way I can send it is by email using Kingston Communications phone line supported by Karoo broadband and this is the only town in the UK in this position... well that's not strictly true, I could go back to dial-up and take Hull24's service or I could start a wireless contract with any of the Read more...

Articles - Kevin Marshall's Antiques in Florida By Robert J Smithson

	I was born in Hull in 1960 on Etherington road, worked on my father's barges on the Humber from 13-18 years old, then worked for my fathers company Trinity Graphic which used to be on Hawthorne Ave, Hessle road, until I set up Trinity Graphic USA in Sarasota Florida in 1988, and moved to a sunny Paradise. This is my story on my association with Kevin, The Antiques Warehouse, Read more...

Articles - Kevin Marshall Antiques Warehouse By Michelle Dee

	In 1984 it was called The Curio Shop - the old sign is clearly visible upstairs- and well it might have been, for the cornucopia of curious objects it housed. A visit to an antiques warehouse may not be everyone's idea of an interesting and worthwhile morning, and if truth be told I wasn't as excited as others in our party. In fact I was even a little nervous, Read more...

Articles - That Crazy Business of Filmmaking! By Eddie Rex

That marvellous procedure of making a film is often one that drives me mad! As director I usually find props, location, actors, camera, then edit and distribute the film afterwards. I can always rely on myself, but when it's someone else I often have to wait my turn. Some actors do not turn up because they 'forgot,' others complain when I refute their suggestions, and nothing gets done meaning I have to Read more...

Articles - Jobcentre Plus Part 3 - My First Signing By Martin Nickson

	I successfully completed my claim at the dole office and guided my career councillor through the options available to me. After I had explained to Mike (it wasn't the original cyborg after all, alas), what a Further Education Lecturer did, and explained the process of qualification needed for this career, we quickly assessed his career options. Read more...

Articles - Match Day By Andy Carrington

	Why is it you don't see these wankers all week, and then all of a sudden on a Saturday afternoon there they are, littered all over the centre city like they own the fucking place? I hate football. Not that it's changed much since I was a lad. I used to watch it with my Pa all the time, even back when they had terraces. More recently though, namely the past four Read more...

Articles - Jobcentre Plus Part 2 - More Madness By Martin Nickson

	Well after the adventures described in Website Madness 1061459431_martinwebsitemadness.html, I thought it would be unkind to leave the tale incomplete - who was it said 'A start, a middle and an end'. As it turns out, my previous post was only the start, this missive represents the early middle, and the end is some way off. Read more...

Articles, Health - Common Running Injuries By Dr. Steven Bartz

	In my last article I reviewed some of the recent research that may indicate that typical aerobic exercise such as distance running may be more problematic than just your common office visit injuries many doctors see in their offices. As a recap, the evidence seems to show a relationship that generic "aerobics" may actually cause a reduction in Read more...

Articles, Health - Is Running Killing You? By Dr. Steven Bartz

	I'm about to slaughter the sacred cow of athletics. Running. In particular, long distance running. Oh, I can hear the hate mail rolling in already. Don't get me wrong I love runners, they account for a large portion of my patient base. I used to be a runner, until I got tired of all the consistent injuries that I was dealing with. You see I was probably Read more...

Articles - Jobcentre Plus Part 1 - Website Madness By Martin Nickson

As background to this post, part of the 'deal' that Nel and I have, now she has a permanent post, is that I have the liberty to pursue a new career direction, if I should choose. Her achievement in gaining liberation from post-doctoral purgatory (AKA 'getting a job') has given us a degree of financial security that we've never had before, which in turn gives me more freedom to work in a job that I do not hate. Read more...

Articles - A Very British Train Journey By Martin Nickson

	Extract taken from my blog about my experiences since recently returning to the UK, specifically Hull, after 10 years abroad, mostly in Canada. It's 19.38, late summer by English standards, and I'm in full wet weather cycling regalia returning from yet another eternally long day at work. I have full panniers, in one side is a bag of cat food, Read more...

Articles - Pitch Imperfect By Philip Wincolmlee Barnes

	Tap, tap, tap. That could have been the sound of my quasi-mystical Peruvian neighbour from down the corridor, wishing to speak to me about his recent dope-fuelled nightmares about witch doctors and wild, shape-shifting beasts. These hallucinations often disturbed him, and he sought comfort in my fancy Western logic or, more accurately, Read more...

Articles - Response To Lee Cassanell - Flood Aid - What's It All About? By John Fareham

	So there I was, sitting at my laptop, supping a hot ribena (such is life in the fast lane when you have reached the end of a day when you couldn't trim your hedge because it was raining) when I spotted that Lee Cassanell, Ella Street's other hat wearer had written in. Girding my loins ready for more action, and polishing up a few merry quips Read more...

Articles - Response To The Flood Aid Feud By War Drobe

	So I'd just got back from the annual Greasyroots festival, soaked to the bone and smelling of joss sticks, third rate cannabis and self-indulgent white middle-class liberals. I sat down at my PC and there was the latest contribution to the Flood Aid Feud. War between Chester Draws, Sir John Fareham and Lee Cassanell is brewing Read more...

Articles - Just Do It: The Swinging Sixties By Christine Park

	Becoming a pensioner happens to other people, not me! So when I held my 60th birthday party I affected a kind of put-on smile for the evening. This did not amuse my daughter who had kindly arranged and paid for champagne. She saw through the curled lip and told me to move on. At the time I wasn't sure what she meant, but the following day Read more...

Articles - Response To John Fareham - Flood Aid - What's It All About? By Lee Cassanell

	So I was sitting at my PC smoking a roll and reading the latest Hull Flood News when I chanced upon this little nugget from the right honourable Conservative compulsive hedge trimmer Sir John Fareham in his response to an article by the comically named Chester Draws. "I think he tries too hard to disguise his identity, but not all that successfully Read more...

Articles - Is Modern Life Shit? By Scott Rorrison.

	I was a reckless youth who, due to a heavy influence from Jim Morrison realised the importance of education at the age of about 19. Due to being a late starter I am still working at an engineering company for my sins whilst studying English with the O.U. At this previously mentioned place of work the lads enjoy nothing more than listening to the local Read more...

Articles - Crosswire Conspiracy Part 5 By Buick McCain

	August 1941 Most of our training exercises had been carried out under cover of darkness and with the complicity of local landowners and after three months of rigorous activity, the hard work was eventually paying dividends. I had organised the six groups into autonomous units and for security, each group consisted Read more...

Articles - Response To Chester Draws Flood Aid - What's It All About? By John Fareham

	I am probably missing something but in the desperate attempt to be 'with attitude' the article by 'Chester' rather misses some points. I doubt the council need lessons in drunken perversion from a man who seems aroused by his ability to urinate in public and a need to share that with us: great promotion for Hull. I wonder if Chester would like to name Read more...

Articles - Crosswire Conspiracy Part 4 By Buick McCain

	The crossing over the Channel was uneventful and as we approached the coastline the Flight Sergeant beckoned me forward and pointed towards the horizon. Immediately the scale of Hitler's stranglehold over Europe became frighteningly real. Far below but as far as the eye could see, the massed German forces waited menacingly Read more...

Articles - Response to Hull Flood Aid - What's It All About? By Chester Draws

	I must confess I found Michelle Dee's article on Hull Flood aid much more lucid and sober than some of her previous creative explorations and I for one am glad she had the inclination and good sense to raise the issue. Still, it was only a bit of water and although some people have lost possessions and property at least it provided them with a bit of excitement Read more...

Articles - Crosswire Conspiracy Part 3 By Buick McCain

	Throughout the rest of the day reports of further explosions, all of which were in and around the West End were filtering back to Baker Street. We were ordered to remain in the building until we had clearance from the police and the army bomb squad commander. Murray half heartedly tried to explain the semantics and machinations Read more...

Articles - Crosswire Conspiracy Part 2 By Buick McCain

	I was back at Baker Street by 9.45am and I knew that if I looked anywhere near as shattered as I felt, I was in trouble. The ubiquitous Sergeant Craig, the unfriendly giant, led me straight up to a second floor room. This time the welcome party consisted of one man, not much older than me. Although he was dressed in civilian clothes Read more...

Articles - Hull Flood Aid - What's It All About? By Michelle Dee

	Once again the local music community is gearing up to stage a music event in the city of Hull. After the floods that have left many homeless resulted in hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of property damage and caused severe disruption to schools. Many local businesses will record losses due to flood affected premises and damaged stock. Read more...

Articles - Hydroponics By Stuart Batley

	Hydroponics in general is a way of growing plants and vegetables of all kinds indoors or in a greenhouse without soil in water containing essential mineral nutrients. Many commercial vegetables are grown this way these days in huge greenhouses. The term hydroponics is derived from Greek word and literally means 'working water'. There are many system variations on Read more...

Articles - A Bridge Too Far - The Floods By Paul Wood

	Well it was 10.30 am, the morning of the floods and I was on Newland Avenue at the Post Office, watching as the flood water washed up towards the door. I waded across the road ankle-deep to head home where I stayed most of the day. Around lunch time, my neighbours were bailing out water from down the terrace as the rain had been continuous and it was Read more...

Articles - Crosswire Conspiracy By Buick McCain

	During the summer of 2006 my grandmother sadly passed away. Amongst her possessions, that I was given responsibility for sorting, was a neatly filed and dated collection of my late grandfather's diaries, dating from the early 1940s. Over the ensuing weeks I read and reread all my grandfathers' thoughts. Of his hopes and aspirations Read more...

Articles - A Nightmare on Ella Street By Chester Draws

	Saint’s preserve us ... It’s the end of the world as we know it, the biblical flood has arrived to punish Ella Street for its Liberal Bohemian ways. We thought that all our pot smoking, hippy festivals and savage alcohol problems would put us on square terms with the man upstairs but it seems God is a raging Conservative who would see us all drown Read more...

Articles - The Drain - Memories of East Hull By Nicholas Boldock

	It can sometimes transcend strangeness, the things we humans can have a fondness for. Me, I rather like "The Drain", that muddy, filthy waterway that flows through East Hull, fostering luminous green algae and prehistoric hermaphrodite fish as it goes. At first glance the drain looks like not much more than a cleverly designed cesspool, Read more...

Articles - Buses By Andrea Longstaff

	I was running to catch the number 13 bus in Bond Street when the driver, standing next to his vehicle and smoking a roll-up said to me "There's always going to be another bus you know" I replied that I had to be somewhere and was running late. "Why don't you walk then?" Hmmmmm and why don't you mind your own fucking business? Read more...

Articles - Behind the Wall - Ibrahim's Pavement Café By Rich Wiles, of Hull and Hebron

	Most cities and town across Europe have a central square, or several, around which the city or town is built. These can include bustling market squares in rural England, lazy plazas in small Spanish villages, and huge piazzas in Italy's great Roman cities Al-Khalil's (Hebron's) Beit Romano Square bears little in common with these Read more...

Articles - Appeal - Calling East Hull ...

	When was the last time you ate a meal so good that you had to tell someone about it? When was the last time you walked into a pub and had a really good night out? When was the last time you spoke to someone who was so unique that you immediately thought: now that would make a good story... If any of the above applies to you, then we want to hear from you. Read more...

Articles - Wilberforce House - New Exhibition By Michael Smith Age 15

	The house of William Wilberforce has been converted into a fabulous exhibition dedicated to the Slave trade and its abolition along with the life of William Wilberforce and his work. Such a museum is exactly the correct thing to do to the very house that William lived and worked in. The museum is an emotional and educational experience that Read more...

Articles - Trepanning Worked For Me And The Joys Of Public Transport By Andrea Longstaff

	The Government and the Greenies moan like fuck about carbon emissions but I use public transport on a regular basis. I don't know if it's me going through an olfactory hallucinatory phase but the buses always seem to stink of rancid piss these days, and the people that you have to endure! One time I was on the bus on my way to Park Avenue when a lass sat down Read more...

Articles - Yankeeburger By John Science

	I came across your website purely by accident when I was looking for any comments regarding Yankeeburger in Jameson Street. I was pleasantly surprised to read that a Vivian Wan from Australia worked there in the 80's and referred to me as a 'great guy' -a compliment indeed. I do remember we had some wonderful students from Asia during that period Read more...

Articles - Nappy Nature By Shellie

	Nappy Nature is the trading name for the Hull and East Riding Real Nappy Network, we are a not for profit business, by which we mean though we make a profit that money is re-invested into our activities and projects, not shareholders! We are actively working with the Real Nappy Campaign as well as any other baby and parent group Read more...

Articles - Ghost Chasers In Hull By Mike Smith

	Ghost Chasers www.ghostchasers.co.uk are Hull's Leading Internationally Renowned Paranormal Investigative Team. We investigate local and national alleged paranormal locations. The investigations we carry out are done professionally and in the strictest confidence. We do not involve the media without the clients consent. Read more...